The journey of man

[Caley Mad In Berks]

Don't know if this has been posted in the past, but I thought it was quite amusing when it was sent to me recently :-

The Journey of man

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but had no direction. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. She said all I needed was a housekeeper, but it was she who kept the house!

I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits!!!

[caley100]

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I must have missed out on my journey, when i was 14, i wanted the last thing...

[tm4tj]

Oh my

And when your Mrs was young she said she wanted a big ****...........................................and she got you :029:

[Action Man]

The journey of man........

:baby01:

:party04:

:book01:

:love03:

:driving01:

:drinking09:

:love11:

:home:

:pram:

:sleep06:

:angel10:

What mid life crisis?

[caley100]

Oh my

And when your Mrs was young she said she wanted a big ****...........................................and she got you :029:

True...

[Tug]

Made me LOL anyway, well nearly was more of a chuckle  :023: