My Dad

[Connie.Orr]

I took my dad to the shops the other day & we decided to grab a bite at the food court..that's when I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange, and blue.  My dad kept staring at him.

When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"  -  in classic dad-style my old man replied  "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

[The Mantis]

Try 'parrot' Connie - gets past the censor  :021:

[Connie.Orr]

Dunno if the joke would work the same with 'pea-parrot' tbh !  :015:

[caley100]

Try Parrot k0ck

[Connie.Orr]

That must be illegal surely !