Celtic report - There's It.

[tm4tj]

Feck me, It rained all night.

The game was off, and nobody is happy.

Water water everywhere

And all the boards did shrink

Water water everywhere

Nor any drop to drink

I must have lied when I was seventeen

Cheers God.

It may have been playable

In the background, you may just spot davie on his bike while tm4tj excercises his birds on the crossbar.

In my opinion it would have been playable about twenty minutes later, but the ref gave up on it too early.

Edited April 2, 2011 by tm4tj

[tm4tj]

Full report now available here, it's shorter than usual:-

There's it.

The game was on, the Celts were here

You didnae have to be a seer

To see the rain that fell o'er night

Would put us in a sorry plight

No for the first, and no the last

The fans were treated like second class

The ref he made his early decision

It brought about much criticism

It's no his fault, I hear them yell

Something to do with the SPL

They tried to phone and were enraged

To find out, they were otherwise engaged

The bodies that run our national game

Have brought about this hall of shame

There's accusations we couldn't careless

Invershneckie (it's the fuckeen business)

Rubber bumpers and right eenuff

Have seen this city strut it's stuff

But all hells let loose when a drop of rain

Spoils the weekend, it's a fuckeen pain.

Edited April 3, 2011 by tm4tj
because I wanted to and I know how to do it.

[Heilandee]

Ach Mannie, dear mannie,eh sure feel yer pain,

another gemme cancelled because of the rain,

the Bhoy's ,they were coming from near and from Farr,

arriving in trains,and buses and cars

Now Tommy said "naw" the pitch is to wet,

yer no playing here,well at least no yet,

gies and hour to get ready, see what i can dae,

The Telly said wait? are ya daft, get away!

a decision was made to abandon all hope,

so the Bhoys that were left sang their songs oh the Pope,

in pubs near and Farr,they bemoaned the wee Caley,

and went to watch Rangers and go an the swalley.

Their day ended well when results filtered through,

Yenited had beaten their rivals in Blue,

Conspiracy theories were put to one side

Ya just cannae beat nature, the rain and the tide.