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Any Elvis fans out there, there's a treat in store on the 27-28 October at the Iron Works so my wife informs me and with abit of luck it means that I might get up to watch the boys in action against Motherwell on the Saturday.

This guy is cracking if you shut your eyes you would think its the king himself take my wifes advice and get a ticket if your into the Elvis thing. Elvis is not really my cup of tea but ive seen him on DVD and he is good.

Guest birdog
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Elvis is dead he munched himself to death, just incase your missus is one of those eejits who sees the king in every tescos in sneck. But what a ******* way to go!!!! Imagine knowing that the undertaker has to remove your fat ass from the toilet releasing the smell which has accumulated in that small space from half a ton of burger induced manure for hours whilst the investigation takes place. Surprised that Elvish was the only casualty.

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Elvis is dead he munched himself to death, just incase your missus is one of those eejits who sees the king in every tescos in sneck. But what a ******* way to go!!!! Imagine knowing that the undertaker has to remove your fat ass from the toilet releasing the smell which has accumulated in that small space from half a ton of burger induced manure for hours whilst the investigation takes place. Surprised that Elvish was the only casualty.

I take it then mate that youve used all those words when three would have done, to tell us Elvis was *****, and you wont be going to see MLK yourself.

For the record though I dont go alot on his music either, but theres more than a few who do and this guy portrays him and his music very well.

Guest birdog
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Elvis is dead he munched himself to death, just incase your missus is one of those eejits who sees the king in every tescos in sneck. But what a ******* way to go!!!! Imagine knowing that the undertaker has to remove your fat ass from the toilet releasing the smell which has accumulated in that small space from half a ton of burger induced manure for hours whilst the investigation takes place. Surprised that Elvish was the only casualty.

I take it then mate that youve used all those words when three would have done, to tell us Elvis was *****, and you wont be going to see MLK yourself.

For the record though I dont go alot on his music either, but theres more than a few who do and this guy portrays him and his music very well.

I apologise post was made whilst very drunk and I can't even remember posting it. :rotflmao:

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