The REAL Leigh Griffiths Blog

[Caley Stan]

The REAL Leigh Griffiths Blog

This is great stuff. It can only get funnier as Dundee's season moves slowly down the pan.

[dan_ict]

Couldnt find the bit where it says " Im an absaloute tw&t"

[YNE55]

Hilarious blog! I'll be looking out for his analysis of the remaining games.

[Alex MacLeod]

To be honest i thought it was quite funny but I dont for a minute believe Leigh Griff has anything to do with it. after all would a footballer with a girlie spelling of his name have the intelligence to put so many sentences together.

[RiG]

It's clearly a spoof blog of the one Griffiths does for the BBC website.

[PullMyFinger]

It's clearly a spoof blog of the one Griffiths does for the BBC website.

You should join the police with powers of deduction like that. :P

The author Dundee Barry is a regular on Pie and Bovril.

Chapter 6: "I've got a bad feeling about this one..."

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[RiG]

It was more meant at Alex's comment saying he didn't believe that it was the real Leigh Griffiths doing the blog. Seems a number of people on Facebook think it's genuine. God knows why.

Another fantastic read though :004:

[Kirishima]

To be honest, Leigh's BBC blog is just as funny. His paracraphs are as short as Falkirks odds on going down. He doesnt have much between the ears that one. The spoof blog was excellent, bit hard to read, should change the colours. Good laugh.

[PullMyFinger]

I'm looking forward to next weeks instalment with bated breath now. Soapy's in for a bad week methinks. :D

[TopSix]

Part 7!

http://dundeebarryleighgriffiths.blogspot.com/

We made our way on to the pitch. A bunch of cones and markers had been laid out. Chisholm followed us out and cried, 'BILLY!'

Enter our new assistant manager.

He came down the track riding a kiddie's tricycle. The players looked on in horror as he approached. He was wearing nothing but a bib, a nappy, and a hat with a little propeller on top of it. Jumping off the tricycle he bounded over towards us shouting, 'BILLY LIKE FUTBA! BILLY LIKES FUTBA!'. He was drooling profusely, and his tongue was lolling out his mouth like that of a frisky Border Collie who just fu**ed a sheep.

[BA]

I've now got the image of Jocky Scott in half a mascot outfit rapping :022:

Pure genius again.

Edited March 26, 2010 by BA

[dan_ict]

This just keeps gatting better aas dundee get worse :022:

[Iain]

The guy has serious wit. Fantastic yet again.

[ElderBoy]

:P

[Snow]

Part 7! http://dundeebarryleighgriffiths.blogspot.com/

We made our way on to the pitch. A bunch of cones and markers had been laid out. Chisholm followed us out and cried, 'BILLY!'

Enter our new assistant manager. He came down the track riding a kiddie's tricycle. The players looked on in horror as he approached. He was wearing nothing but a bib, a nappy, and a hat with a little propeller on top of it. Jumping off the tricycle he bounded over towards us shouting, 'BILLY LIKE FUTBA! BILLY LIKES FUTBA!'. He was drooling profusely, and his tongue was lolling out his mouth like that of a frisky Border Collie who just fu**ed a sheep.

<--- I thought of Billy Dodds immediately!

That Leigh Griffiths blog is genius, especially the Jocky Scott character. Love it!

[Heilandee]

BILLY LIKE FUTBA! BILLY LIKES FUTBA!'. He was drooling profusely, and his tongue was lolling out his mouth like that of a frisky Border Collie who just fu**ed a sheep.

The writing is brilliant and the guy has a real talent,a lot of laugh out loud stuff.Was out with my dog,who just happens to be a frisky collie and the image of Doddsy just wouldnt go away every time she came running back!!

[dan_ict]

Really looking forward to the next one. Wonder how jocky will take losing the top spot in the league

[PullMyFinger]

Chapter 8

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[Snow]

Each instalment is more fantastically surreal than the one before ~ love it!

[ElderBoy]

'This is not Jocky............this is.............PAPA SHAAAAANGO.'

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[PullMyFinger]

Renowned sectarian Bob Malcolm chuckled and mumbled something about the Pope. Jocky, still holding Melville's dead eyes, ended the call to Brannan and dialed another number. The Sash started up in Malcolm's pocket. He fished his phone out and answered.

'Hullo?'

'Boaby, see if eh hear one mair peep oot o' you eh'll send the Pope roond tae yer gaff tae gie yi the hidin' o' a lifetime. Boy wiz in the SS, he's hard as nails. You're on a slippery f*ckin' slope here, c*nto. Ken?'

Malcolm put his phone away and went quiet.

Terry, get this guy signed up for ICT. Pure comedy genius.

[PullMyFinger]

Chapter 9 - Welcome to the Fairmuir clubbie

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Like Dundees championship hopes, full of early promise. Without Jocky the blog's not as good.

[Yngwie]

The Leigh Griffiths blog on the BBC hasn't been updated for ages. I wonder if he's been told by his manager to focus on football instead?

[dan_ict]

Chapter 9 - Welcome to the Fairmuir clubbie

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Like Dundees championship hopes, full of early promise. Without Jocky the blog's not as good.

Agreed. really miss Jocky's adventures

[ElderBoy]

Chapter 10

:D

class again!

A' we hear is, Radio Jocky (clap-clap), Radio Teckle (clap-clap), Radio Jocky (clap-clap). :lol: