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> >Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...

>> >

>> > a) Innovative

>> > b) Preliminary

>> > c) Proliferation

>> > d) Cinnamon

>> >

>> > Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...

>> >

>> > a) Specificity

>> > b) British Constitution

>> > c) Passive-aggressive disorder

>> > d) Transubstantiate

>> >

>> > Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're

>>drunk...

>> >

>> > a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.

>> > b) Nope, no more booze for me.

>> > c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.

>> > d) No kebab for me, thank you.

>> > e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?

>> > f) I'm not interested in fighting you.

>> > g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.

>> > h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no

>> > co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.

>> > i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.

>> > j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

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Innoshvativesh

Preliminaryaryary

Froliferacation

Cinmnammoonnz

Eazy peazzy, I'vez shed all ofs themsh wurdz wizz no pwoblumz at a'....

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