Especially for all chocolate lovers....

[Johnboy]

Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double decker. It was just After Eight. They got off at Quality St, he asked her name. Polo, I'm the one with the hole, she said with a Whispa.

I'm Marathon, the one with the nuts, he replied. He touched her Cream Eggs, then slipped his hand inside her Snickers.

He fondled her Flapjacks, and she rubbed his Tic-Tacs. It was a fab moment and she screamed in Turkish Delight. But three days later his Sherbert Dib-Dab started to itch. Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett, and he had Allsorts.

[Yngwie]

Nice one.

I'm almost tempted to make up a story about Elizabeth Arden meeting Max Factor.

[+DoofersDad]

Nice one.

I'm almost tempted to make up a story about Elizabeth Arden meeting Max Factor.

On you go then - you've obviously got the foundation of a compact little tale.