Is it a Joke?

[The Mantis]

Feck me, what a fuss ower a joke...

Here's one that was doing the rounds about 1990 or so...

They have a photo of a well-known Rangers player as a baby.

"OK, for 5 points, can you guess who it is?"

Wee Shuggie: "Is it John Greig?"

"No. We'll age him a bit for 3 points"

Wee Shuggie: "Is it Ally McCoist?"

"No. We'll age him a bit more for 2 points"

Wee Shuggie: "Is it Davie Cooper?"

"No, sorry! For ONE point, here he is as he looks today"

Wee Shuggie: "Aw feck me, it's Mark Walters!"

[Heilandee]

AHAAAA!!!!....So ,Mark Walters was the question master.....

[Johnboy]

Heilandee : Absent friend has hardly posted anything since you unceremoniously tore his brilliant joke to shreads... Hope you haven't damaged anything here.... :017:

[Heilandee]

eh just caught yer quick edit JB, hope AF isnae offended  :007: if yer oot there AF,remember.........

If at first you dont suceed

post another on a different threed

(Mcgonnagal 2006)

[Johnboy]

Ah.... William Topaz McGonagall.... Dundee's most famous son.... You must take an enormous pride in being a native Dundonian, H/Dee..... Jam, Jute Journalism... poets....

Funny how no one one remembers their twa braw fitba' teams...

Jings, crivvens... help ma boab....

:023: :023:

[Bronson]

Something to do with "what rangers fans shout for the referee gives them"?

[Johnboy]

Bronson : Have you got the second sight?

Strange you should post that a few hours before Barry Ferguson collapsed in a heap in the penalty box after HE had brushed up against a Caley defender..... The indignant shout from the Rangers end had the deisired effect, with the ref pointing to the spot.....

Ferguson actually gave the Rangers fans a "thumbs up" for the part they played before the kick had even been taken......

It's a great shame that when it comes to games against the old firm, impartial referreeing goes right out the effing window....... :020: :020: