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The Return of HMS Sneck


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The footballing God was very sad and angry, and decided to send a flood of grief and misery to the ancient kingdom of Sneck. After one of the recent Board meetings God announced that he was going to ensure that all business proposals made by the disciples of the devil would be summarily rejected and  the threat of doom and gloom would continue to flow through the kingdom of Sneck for 40 days and 40 nights until the new season began. But God also commanded MacNoah to build a vessel to protect the loyal fans of Sneck. So a new HMS Sneck was built and the fans trooped on two by two. It was going to be a long and arduous voyage. 

 

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HMS Sneck needs to speed up to deliver an urgent message.   'Although they have not released an official statement, Kelty, when approached by Press Sport, said that they have not been notified by any officials at Inverness to say that the agreement has been cancelled. '

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Well HMS Sneck is well into the floods now. Morale has been difficult to maintain as the only communication links to the vessel are controlled by the CEO and Tesco's have had difficulties delivering the Whoosies. 

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