World cup sqauds announced

[Heilandee]

[align=center]BRAZILIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Pinnochio

Libero

Vimto Memento Borneo Tango

Cheerio Subbuteo

Scenario Fellatio

Portfolio

SUBS: Placebo, Porno, Polio, Banjo, Brasso, Stereo (L), Stereo ®, Hydrochlorofluoro, Aristotle, Computersezno

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YUGOSLAVIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Itch

Annoyingitch Hardtoreachitch Scratchanitch

Hic Sic Spic Pric

Digaditch Fallinaditch

Horseraditch

SUBS: Mowapitch, Letsgetrich, Shagabitch

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RUSSIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Whodyanicabolicov

Ticlycov Chesticov Nasticov

Slalomsky Downhillsky

Risky Swedishshev Mastershev

Fuckov Ufuckov

SUBS: Rubitov, Gechakitov, Sodov, Pastryshev, Najinsky, Ivorripabollockov, Taykitov

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ROMANIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Chatanoogaciouciou

Atishiou Blessiou Thankyiou

Busqueue Snookercu

Pennyciou Twoapennyciou Fourapennyciou

I'llgetciou Youandwhosarmi

SUBS: U, NonU, ManU, Stuffyiou, Lee Kwan Yu

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DANISH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Toomanigoalssen

Tryandstopussen Crapdefenssen Haveagossen

Firstsson Seccondsson

Thirdsson

Legshurtssen Notroubleseeingussen

Wherestheballssen Getthebeerssen

SUBS: Howmanygoalsisthatssen, Finallygaveupcountinssen, Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen, Yourelatedtoalexfergusonssen

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ITALIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Baloni

Potbelli Beerbelli Giveitsumwelli

Wotsontelli Yrarseissmelli Onetoomani

Legslikejelli Havabenni

Wobblijelli Spendapenni

SUBS: Cantthinkofani!!!, Buggermi

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MEXICAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

San Francisco

Costa Brava Hopelez Juan Andonly

Manuel Gearbox

Don Criformi-Argentina Skrewdigalz Luis Canon Sombrero

Chihuahua Jose

SUBS: Jesus Maria Don Key, Burrito, Speedy Gonzalez, Tequila, Caramba

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DUTCH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Kenning van Hire

Van Diemansland Van der Valk Van Gard Van Erealdizeez

Ad van Tagus Hertz van Rental Transit van Dors

Van Coova Van Sprokendown Aye van Hoe

SUBS: Van Iller, Van Ishincreme, Van Morrison

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Two players who are not included are Russian hard-man Sendimov, who will be serving a three-month suspension, and the hard-working Mexican midfielder, Manuel Labor.

There is no place in the Dutch squad for lesbian tranny, **** van Dyke.

The young Dutch star Per Vert has been excluded from the squad, after he was discovered in the back streets of Amsterdam with his finger in a dyke.

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[Johnboy]

Brilliant...!!!

Is the Brazillian Fellatio playing with number 69 on his shirt?

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[Johnboy]

Brilliant...!!!

Is the Brazillian Fellatio playing with number 69 on his shirt?

Thought Cunnilingus would have made the Italian squad....!!

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[L_G]

Why was this moved. Surely it's non ICT enough to be allowed in there.

[Heilandee]

Eh wondered that as well L_G,speshly since the world cup commentators thread stayed there

"Indignant of Inverness" :016:

[L_G]

I could move it back but that would seem a bit childish as whoever moved it had a reason for doing so. It is football related, but non ICT. Don't suppose it matters really.

[caley100]

Brilliant Alan... :015:

By the way you forgot to include that nice Dutch physio lassie Pert Nipple.

Cant wait to hear the England squad.

[+Gringo]

ENGLAND SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

John Smith

Lager Lout, Hooli Gan, Thu Garry, P Head

B Moaner, V B Moaner, Brew XI, Mild

Morecambe & Wise

Subs: A Askey, P Kaye, Cannon & Ball, Lee Evans, Bill Maynard, Bernard Manning, Jim Davidson, Jim Bowen

[metalgecko]

A few surprises in the England team there. I thought it would have been more on the lines of:

Al Cockitup

R Soul Terry Bull Justin Credible Nay Chance

R Ping A Bowt U Nowhat Nev Ergonna

A Pinn A Gain

[caley100]

Here, after last night the England goalie is Will Kickaturf

[+Gringo]

A few surprises in the England team there....

That's B team....talking of which I suppose you saw the match last night did you? Now that was funny.... :004: