Would you be interested?

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

After reading the following newspaper clip I suddenly had a fund raising idea fer the club:

FITBA' CRAZY TO THE GRAVE

A GERMAN football club are creating a cemetery for fans who want to take their love for the game to the grave.

The cemetery will be built opposite Hamburg SV's stadium and have room for more than 150 graves.

A spokesman said: "It won't be full of colourful headstones.

"We don't want to turn the graveyard into a bazaar for fan merchandise, but it will be a place for true fans to find their final resting place."

I thought that we could arrange for burials at sea before games. We could hire out a mini-sub dressed up as HMS Sneck and chuck the crpses over the side into the firth.

Anyone interested?

[Alex MacLeod]

Why waste valuable drinking funds hiring a psuedo-HMS Sneck when we could get p1ss3d and use the real one. :015: