Directions to airport

[Dmacca]

Can anyone give me directions to the airport from the centre of Inverness please.

[CaleyJulz]

ermmm i live just along the road from airport are ya driving or public transport ??

[Dmacca]

Hiya Ccc, will be driving.

[caley100]

Simple.... park at the big Tesco roundabout facing towards Nairn... wait for the Easyjet flight to come over at about 12.30 pm,  AND DRIVE LIKE FECK, follow said plane towards nairn, turn off at sign that says 'airport'  you will ( if you have driven quick enough) see the plane landing and heading towards terminal building, there you will see lots of cars..that is the airport.  :005:

[Johnboy]

Going from the rail station head up Academy St, past Marks & Sparks on the right, straight ahead at lights at Eastgate Centre, past Morrisons, on the left, straight ahead along Millburn Rd, Straight ahead at A9 intersection on to the A96. Keep on the A96 for about 5 miles, turn left (signposted - Inverness Airport) past Castle Stuart, then take  first on right, signposted Airport....

You could phone 222555 - you might get LG, who would probably take you a different route altogether... and charge you a fortune...!!

[L_G]

Yes there's a new road now to the airport, but a word of advice - never let a taxi take you the new way as it's at least £1 dearer than the Castle Stuart road.

[Scotty]

if you enter academy street, inverness, gb and inverness airport, gb into google maps as from/to you get one ROUTE (not the castle stuart one)

but if you do academy street, inverness, gb and castle stuart, inverness, gb as the from/to and then add inverness airport, gb as an additional destination you get LG's ROUTE

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

want me to take you in sexi~lexi?

not topless tho, still a tad nippley!  :023:

[Dmacca]

oh my!!!

want me to take you in sexi~lexi?

not topless tho, still a tad nippley!  :023:

Wey hey will we ever make the airport.... :015:

[Action Man]

Simple.... park at the big Tesco roundabout facing towards Nairn... wait for the Easyjet flight to come over at about 12.30 pm,  AND DRIVE LIKE FECK, follow said plane towards nairn, turn off at sign that says 'airport'  you will ( if you have driven quick enough) see the plane landing and heading towards terminal building, there you will see lots of cars..that is the airport.  :005:

Don't listen to him, if you see lots of cars thats a car park....if you see lots of planes, thats an airport! :016:

[CaleyJulz]

Simple.... park at the big Tesco roundabout facing towards Nairn... wait for the Easyjet flight to come over at about 12.30 pm,  AND DRIVE LIKE FECK, follow said plane towards nairn, turn off at sign that says 'airport'  you will ( if you have driven quick enough) see the plane landing and heading towards terminal building, there you will see lots of cars..that is the airport.  :005:

Wait for easyjet to fly over at about 12.30 pm .........Tell me this .... when is easyjet ever on time??? poor bloke will still be sitting there 2 hours later !!!

[caley100]

Hey...he never mentioned time did he?

[Alex MacLeod]

Where have you come from to get to the centre of Inverness in the first place Dmacca

[Johnboy]

Maybe he was born there..... :014:

[Alex MacLeod]

Cant believe that anyone born in Inverness would have led such a sheltered life that they'd never been to the Nairn beaches. Got to pass by Dalcross to get there. :003:

[Dmacca]

Where have you come from to get to the centre of Inverness in the first place Dmacca

Thats a long story Alex, and i was'nt born there either.    :014:

[CaleyD]

Bloody foreigners - do anything to avoid buying a map!!!!

[Dmacca]

Bloody foreigners - do anything to avoid buying a map!!!!

I'm not tight honest.....

[Alex MacLeod]

He's a secret agent and was dropped in by parachute in the dead of night. Must have been cos if he came via A9 south or north or the A96 he'd have seen the signs. Unless of course he's one of those drivers who dont look at roadsigns. If he came from the southwest via A82 or A862 or by train then he has an excuse. But I like the idea he's a spy. :003:

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

Ya feckin ask somebody in the town and then ya follow the feckin signs that say Inverness Airport with a wee feckin piccy of a feckin plane on them. It is a bit like trying to find a big feckin bridge in Bristol. :016:

[f*ballers wife]

I'm not tight honest.....

oh my!!!

me neither sweet~pee!  :004: :023:

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

In bristol that means:

[img width=600 height=610]http://www.brantacan.co.uk/CliftonBigHF.jpg

[Johnboy]

I'm not tight honest.....

oh my!!!

me neither sweet~pee!  :004: :023:

You were just right for me, babe....  :023:

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

Is that becos:

[Johnboy]

:015: :015:

Au contraire, au contraire....