Deodorant

[+Gringo]

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum

deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they

don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have.

Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the

stuff from this

store on a regular basis and would like some more.

"I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "We don't have any!"

"But I always buy it here," says the blonde

"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist.

"YES", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it." She returns with the

container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to

her,

"This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant"

Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from

the container.........

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"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."

[caley100]

That reminds me of the sketch in i think Monty Python?

Scene.. Swedish Chemist shop

Man walks in and says to assistant ' I vood like to buy deodorant pleez'  assistant says ' ball or aersol ? ' 

Man says ' neither... its for my armpits '