Strange, but True !

[Canada Bob]

A husky biker stopped by the local Harley shop to have his bike fixed.

They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.

On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil.

He also stopped by the feed store and livestock dealer and picked up a couple of chickens

and a goose.

However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem: how to carry all of his purchases home.

While he is scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost.

She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to1603 Mockingbird Lane?"

The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane.

I would walk you home but I can't carry this stuff."

The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand,

put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?"

"Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home.

On the way he said "Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time."

The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me."

"How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall and have your way with me?"

The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose.

How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"

The lady replied,

"Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."

Canada Bob.

[Heilandee]

Ya sure it wisnae f*ballers wife he met?

[Kingsmills]

The old ones are not necessarily the best.

[Guest kcj]

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That's a very funny joke, cheered up this sad old bird anyway!

[Canada Bob]

Hello Bonnie...

Glad that it did the trick.

We can all use a smile to help us through the day :003:

All the Best,

Canada Bob.

[Guest kcj]

This should raise a wee smile or two (it's an oldie btw!!)... :001:

A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled.

The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."

She replies, "If your ***** is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221."

[Canada Bob]

PMSL...

I'll take that one to the pub tomorrow :004:

Canada Bob.