Sven and Bratz

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

I am reliably informed that Sven Goran Eriksson and the English FA have turned to the makers of Bratz dolls in an attempt to curb the spate of metatarsal injuries. They are most impressed that Bratz dolls have interchangeable feet and they are lookinig to turn Shrek Rooney into the first footballer with such feet.

[Dmacca]

Hey IHE dont you mean Pratts Doll....

I heard he had a great great grand mother in the Highlands.....somewhere !!

From all the way down here in Brissle....