a virgin party???

[+L_G]

Might just do that LG,was intending going the morn but last time i took the pub's namesake in we got knocked back (think it was St Mirren)  :007:

We try to keep the kids in the area to the right as you come in the door, can't see it being a problem.  we're always down early certainly by 1ish as we have to leave early as Alan is a ball boy and he has to be at the ground by 2.15. Maybe your reputation goes before you.  :015: :015:

And now you have upset FW into the bargain - what a brave man.  :001:

[Heilandee]

oh my!!!! 

:hiding01:

[Johnboy]

Yeah... Reckon you should stay ahent the wa' for a wee bit yet, H/Dee.....

FW can be a wee bit sensitive about getting into foursomes, or even fourball matches....

She's much more at ease in a two ball situation.... occasionally she might get into a threesome, but she always draws the line at four...... :006: :006:

[Action Man]

Due to lack of response I think Heilandee has the right idea...any one up for meeting in the Innes same night?

[+L_G]

Is it men only??  Me and Heilandee are old hands at enjoying a pint on a Friday night.  :drinking08:

[Johnboy]

It was meant to be a virgin party, L_G..!!  :004: :004:

[Heilandee]

Not at all L_G,your more than welcome,sorry didn't make it in time Saturday ,her indoors had other plans for pre match hours but took wee heilandee/ICT to the game, great stuff , fair enjoyed it.

Right Action man,yer task, should you choose to accept it, is to arrange a pi*s up in  a brewery,eh ken folk at Alness said you couldn't but eh reckon you can.

[KingBeastie]

This Friday in the Innes?  Hmmmmm.......  :003:

[+L_G]

If I'm getting my nibbly bits nibbled we are definately on! Keep Friday the 24th November free. 8 O'clock at chez AMs. Details to follow.

Unless it's been changed it's not this week but as above 24/11

[Johnboy]

I'll be up for that.... but won't be playing any part in the nibbling of Action Man's nibbly bits.....

Will you be coming FW...?

:001: :001:

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

for goodness sake guys.... i leave you be for a few days and it all goes to pot ...!!!  :024:

i'm up for the innes if that is where action man wants to put me, he has me bookied for that evening you see!  :004: 

heili, would you like me to take my 'bits' along for you to 'rummage' in?  :004: :023:

[Heilandee]

FW,just show me the bits you think i'd find most attractive ,or if you have glossy mags with pics of your best bits that would probly suffice :010:

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

of course i have a gloss mag with my bits in... what kind of a virgin do you think i am!?! :014:

show me the bits you think i'd find most attractive ..... well, that's for you to tell me babe!  :023:

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

I'll be up that weekend - but can I not keep ma virginity intact - or if not - who can I sheg?

[Heilandee]

:015: :015: :015:

mind and bring a bottle of voddy to pay aff yer cyber bets

[Johnboy]

I'll be up that weekend - but can I not keep ma virginity intact - or if not - who can I sheg?

Don't worry, IHE.... It won't be a wasted weekend.....We'll get you fixed up....You're not all that fussy are you....???

:popular01:

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

dont think you'll get him fixed up with me jb.... i'll be in 'virgin' mode!  :024:

but i'll be happy to tend to your 'virginal' needs howdi!  :004:

[Action Man]

Does this mean I've been let of the hook..........see you all in the Innes! :022:

[Johnboy]

Not quite off the hook, Action Man.... We've got someone lined up to do an Ann Summer's Party at your place....!!!!

:005: :005:

[f*ballers wife]

Does this mean I've been let of the hook..........see you all in the Innes! :022:

oh my!!!

you just put me where you want me action man.... i'm easy!  :021:

your place or the innes..... but i may get tipsy at the innes.... have to book a B&B somewhere for the night.... know any half decent ones?  :015: