Footy or Shopping?

[+DoofersDad]

Gentlemen, are you going to the Hearts match at the weekend or, as it is the last Saturday before Christmas, has she who has to be obeyed decreed that Christmas shopping is the order of the day? If it is the latter, don't worry, there is an alternative if you can manage to be sufficiently unhelpful and irritating - and let's face it, most of us can.

Look out for this or similar signs - in fact, any pub will do.

[Tug]

there are a few of them about nowadays

unfotunately i need the magic 4th option of babysitter too, things its going to land up being soccer saturday for me

[Georgeios]

I still need to start my shopping, elgin in Friday booo, and hangover Saturday more boooo.. so it'll ne radio in bed.