Valentines verses

[Heilandee]

Gie's yer favourite romantic verses for this lovers time of the year

Roses are Red

Violets are blue

I have an STD

Now so do you

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm rotten at poetry

but what great t*ts......

OK so its no romantic, but it made me larf  :015:

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

no wonder you have trouble pulling babe!  :015: :015: :015:

roses are red,

violets are blue,

the shorter the skirt,

the better the view!

[The Mantis]

Mary had a little lamb

It wouldn't stop its gruntin

She took it down the garden path

and kicked...

:018: :018: :018: that's quite enough of that young man!

[Alex MacLeod]

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,

But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other.

Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace.

If only you could hide your face.

Kind, intelligent, loving, and hot:

This describes everything you are not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace,

But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes.

****, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beaautiful wife:

Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.

That's why I always wake up screaming.

My love you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell;

Except for maybe "go to ****."

What inspired this amorous rhyme?

Two parts vodka, one part lime.

ouch!!!!!!!!

[caley100]

Hope you never used any of these on Eileen Alex!

[+Gringo]

Mary had a little skirt

With splits right up the sides

Everywhere that Mary went

The boys could see her thighs

She also had another skirt

With splits right up the front

But she didn't wear that one very often....  :001:

[The Mantis]

:015: :015: :015: :015: :015: Gringo

Mary had a little lamb

She also had a bear

I've often seen her little lamb

I've never seen her bear.

[Johnboy]

These ones date back to the foot & mouth outbreak, circa 2000....

Mary had a little lamb

Its mouth was full of blisters

now it's on a barbecue pyre

with all its brothers and sisters

Mary's lamb had foot and mouth

The vet he came and shot it

But mary's dad had shagged it first

And now her mother's got it.