Broom broom ...

[Caley Mad In Berks]

Two brooms have been courting for some time, and eventually decide to get married.    On their wedding day, at the reception after the ceremony, the bride broom says to the groom broom,  "I've got some exciting news for you,  we're going to have a little whisk broom".  "But that's impossible" says the groom broom to the bride broom    ...............................

........................."We haven't even swept together yet".

[Scarlet Pimple]

Unable to find a fitting explanation for that sally the Broom Groom just brushed it off with a laugh. :003: