A song for the Ladies

[CaleyD]

To the tune of "I Will Survive"

At first I was afraid, I was petrified

When you said you had 10 inches, god I nearly died

I'd spent oh so many years just waiting for a man that long

But I grew strong, and I new I could take you on

But there you are, another lie

I was ready for a big mac and you brought me a French fry

I should have known it was bullsh't, just a sad pathetic dream

Should have know no anaconda would be lurking in those jeans

Go on now go, walk out the door

Don't you promise me 10 inches and turn up with only 4

Weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't catch you out

Don't you know were only joking when we say size doesn't count

(Chorus)

I will survive, I will survive

Cos as long as I've got batteries, my s'x lifes gonna thrive

I will always have good s'x with a handful of latex

I will survive, I will survive...hey...hey

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud

When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud

But to **** with all your ego's and to **** with all your needs

Now I'm savin all my lovin for a cordless multispeed

Go on now go, Just make a dash

Last time I saw one that small, was watching Gladstone run nude hash

Should have asked for confirmation, should have asked for referees

Then I wouldm't have you waving your wee winky thing at me

Go on now go, get out my sight

I'm going back to my appliance cos I know it fits just right

And if I ever see your tiny weiner at my door

You'll be counting up your inches as you pick them off the floor

GO ON NOW GO !