a virgin party???

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

ok guys, which one of you gentlemen are going to host a virgin party so that all your mates can get their xmas prezzies for their wives, lovers, mothers, sisters, daughters.... and all the other rellis.....??? :017:

and which ever one of you hosts it, get yours for nothing!!!  :001:

dont say i'm not good to ya now!!!  :001:

[Heilandee]

A virgin party ,in Inverness? was there no a song aboot that once?

[Action Man]

I need therapy, but if the guys are up for for it, I'll host it!

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

fabby sweeti, when will we do it?  :001:

[Alex MacLeod]

Four an twenty virgins

Cam doon fae Inverness

When the ball wis over

There wis four an twenty less

[Heilandee]

Four an twenty virgins

Cam doon fae Inverness

When the ball wis over

There wis four an twenty less

sounds about right for a party at AM's 

(pre married days anyway)

[Action Man]

I'll need some details FW, are we talking weekend or through the week?

[Johnboy]

Action Man at a virgin party.. :006: :006:

The mind fair boggles..!!

:015: :015: :015:

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

i'll pm you sweeti, and arrange it all!!!  :004:

and jb, i'm sure if you promise to behave yourself, action man might invite you too!  :006:

[Action Man]

Alright guys, who's up for this? Heilandee and Johnboy are compulsary by the way! Let me know names and we can get a date sorted. I need my feckin head examined. :017:

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

not at all sweeti, they will all be thanking you on xmas morning when the mrs.... girlfriend, mother, etc, opens her gift wrapped prezzi and is delighted with it....

and what are they doing to achieve this... nothing but drink your beer and eat your nibbles...

you'll be the hero babe!!!  :clapping04: :clapping04: :clapping04:

[Johnboy]

Will you be able to handle a house full of men demanding stuff, FW..?

[Heilandee]

Whits Action woman got to say aboot this?does she ken whit yer up to Jimbo?......ehm only there for the beer!!! :drinking07:

[Action Man]

Okay here is the score guys. I'll provide the initial kerry oot, but if this turns into a session you will all have to help oot. My nibbles will be available free of charge to all ( especially FW ) Lets get some names on the board!

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

dont know about the rest of you... but you'll have to go now.... just so i can nibble his nibbly bits... if nothing else!  :004: :005:

[Action Man]

If I'm getting my nibbly bits nibbled we are definately on! Keep Friday the 24th November free. 8 O'clock at chez AMs. Details to follow.

[Heilandee]

Eh'll be there....nuts or no , if AM's providin beer an Johnboys Keo's on the go count me in,(any fotee's oh the bairn FW?)

[Johnboy]

Are you prepared to waive your usual fee for the after nibble speeches, H/Dee..?

I will if you will...!!

:005: :005: :006: :006:

[Heilandee]

Eh OK , since it's for a good cause.........

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

photos.... i might have to take him along as my bodyguard at this rate!!!  he has your dimple, you'll recognise him right away!

:004: :001:

[Action Man]

Even though I have been snowed under with requests for invites, (  :006: ) I could maybe squeeze one or two more into the bothy. Who else is up for it?

By the way, where IS Heilandees dimple?

[Heilandee]

The whereabouts of meh dimple will remain a mystery to all but the lucky few.....

anyways AM,didnae think a Virgin perty at your gaff was a goer,(me ,you an Johnboy rummaging thruogh FW's bits seems a bit ,well...... tacky) however,eh'd still be up for a posters p*ss up same night,Fri 24th, at say the Innes bar,(Hearts at home the next day)be good to put faces to some posters on here eh dinnae ken,and if FW wants to show her wares,fare enough

[+L_G]

Too late to bottle it now, a date is a date and you will get your christmas shopping done. I have to say FW is very professional when she is working  :001:.  Why not join us in the Innes tomorrow for pre match drinks.  We'll have the kids and so will Johndo's friend from Nairn.  It's only the big games that Colin doesn't allow kids in. 

[Heilandee]

Might just do that LG,was intending going the morn but last time i took the pub's namesake in we got knocked back (think it was St Mirren)  :007:

[f*ballers wife]

...... rummaging thruogh FW's bits seems a bit ,well...... tacky) .......

oh my!!!

i think not young man.... there is nothing tacky about MY bits!!!  :006:

not been on here for a wee while cos i've been busy..... getting rummaged...  :004: as it were!

and not a single TACKY bit to been seen!  :008:

yours deeply offended

FW!  :019: