Quality names

[Tug]

noticed this scorer in tonights europa league and it raised a smile

EURL A: FT Red Bull Salzburg 0-1 Lech Poznan

EURL B: FT Aris Salonika 2-0 Rosenborg

GOAL: Aris Salonika 2-0 Rosenborg : Faty (90+2)

EURL C: FT Lille 3-0 AA Gent

EURL B: FT Bayer Leverkusen 1-1 Atletico Madrid

thought we could have a thread on comedy player names

[caley100]

Cant get better than a good Scheidt (ex celtic)

[Yngwie]

Cant get better than a good Scheidt (ex celtic)

He wasn't even a good Scheidt though.

[Yngwie]

If Mantis was here he'd be telling us his joke about the German international, Helmut Schoen.

[Scotty]

Paraguay International (98-02) .... Chiqui Arce

Australian Goalkeeper ... Norman Conquest

East German player (80s) ... Ralf Minge

Swiss Striker ... Andre Muff (someone sign him and Danny Diver for the same team please)

Chilean International ... Waldo Ponce

Portuguese Goalie ... Quim

Manager of Wolfsburg in the 90s ... Wolfgang Wolf

Google also throws up a classic supposedly from Algeria (70s) ..... Ars Bandeet

there was also a Scottish referee called ... Charlie Faultless

and of course there is David Ginola .... an anagram of his name is probably the rudest and funniest !

[Tug]

Paraguay International (98-02) .... Chiqui Arce

Australian Goalkeeper ... Norman Conquest

East German player (80s) ... Ralf Minge

Swiss Striker ... Andre Muff (someone sign him and Danny Diver for the same team please)

Chilean International ... Waldo Ponce

Portuguese Goalie ... Quim

Manager of Wolfsburg in the 90s ... Wolfgang Wolf

Google also throws up a classic supposedly from Algeria (70s) ..... Ars Bandeet

there was also a Scottish referee called ... Charlie Faultless

and of course there is David Ginola .... an anagram of his name is probably the rudest and funniest !

ok scotty you will need to point me in the right direction there????

[tm4tj]

There is a Turkish referee called Mustafa Kamil

[Scotty]

and of course there is David Ginola .... an anagram of his name is probably the rudest and funniest !

ok scotty you will need to point me in the right direction there????

Vagina Dildo

[Tug]

and of course there is David Ginola .... an anagram of his name is probably the rudest and funniest !

ok scotty you will need to point me in the right direction there????

****** *****

couldnt get further than an old vagidi

[Granty24]

Rod Fanni is a slightly unfortunate name! He's recently been linked with a move to liverpool

[+Gringo]

Shittu (QPR?)

[HumbersideDude]

There was the French goalkeeper Dominique Dropsy and his son Damien who both played for Bordeaux.

Amongst others are;

Paddy Gamble, another keeper, was in the Nottingham Forest squad around 2005

Germany had a player called Kuntz in the 90's

Algerian midfielder Ars Bandeet from 70'

Former England international Segar B*stard played for Upton Park and England at the end of

the 19th century. He then became a referee.

Paul Dickov and david Goodwillie will get a giggle in the playground

Forgot, Wolfgang Wolf who managed Wolfsburg

Edited December 16, 2010 by Dewsburydude

[Yngwie]

This player was the subject of a great headline.

[Bronson]

I always thought that if celtic had signed David Weir, then their dream defence would have been -

Weir

Tebbilly

Scheidt

[Yngwie]

Spain's Lopez Ufarte always brought some schoolboy giggles.

And an aptly named former opponent of ICT (Scottish Cup 1998) was Dundee Utd's Jean Jacques Misse-Misse.

[caley100]

Imagine if the guy Scheidt had an arabic father call mustafa....

[Tug]

they may be school boy laughs but this thread has made me laugh out load on quite a few of the names so far

Edited December 16, 2010 by Tug

[+Gringo]

Neil Lennon... :rotflmao:

[caley100]

No need for that Gringo.... thats bad taste!

[CELTIC1CALEY3]

'Willie Long has been refereeing for the past 28 years. Thirteen of which were spent on the National League Panel and for five years Willie was on the FIFA Assistant Referees Panel, 1995 - 2000. Currently, Willie is Vice-Chairman and PRO of the Irish Soccer Referees Society (Cork Branch), a position which he has held for the past two seasons and was Chairman of the Branch for a number of seasons before that and is still actively involved in refereeing. This season (2002 / 2003) Willie is in his 29th season as a referee and will be refereeing in the Munster Senior League. '

Some name for a dance hall!

[+Gringo]

No need for that Gringo.... thats bad taste!

Yes...you're right...funny though eh?

Try these....

Dominic Blizzard (thought this was appropriate)...was at Watford. Think he headed for Stockport, not sure.

Uwe Fuchs...once at Middleborough.

Waldo Ponce....Chilean defender played in 2010 World Cup.

Edited December 18, 2010 by Gringo

[Yngwie]

Someone was telling me about the Portuguese player, Jorso Gulabol.

[ilpadrino]

Someone was telling me about the Portuguese player, Jorso Gulabol.

Gia Finck?

[The Mantis]

If Mantis was here he'd be telling us his joke about the German international, Helmut Schoen.

Back in the 70s he faced great Scottish players like Hugh Jarse aka John Greig.

[Coggiebob]

I used to like Davor Sukur. Although I always thought his brother Willie was abetter player.