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[tm4tj]

Well, if you are like me and have had your fill of managerial talk, post anything on here but that. As the forum says anything goes. Are you fed up of the same old same old.  What did you have for your tea tonight. What are you watching on telly. What do you think of petitions. Are you a new poster. What colour of socks are you wearing and do they match and have you got another pair the same in the drawer. Where is the best ice cream in the North of Scotland. Is it dark outside. What is your pets name. Did you play with dinky's when you were wee. Do you bite your finger nails. Can you touch your nose with your tongue.....I can see a few of you trying it just now. Do you like fish.

Not one mention of the dreaded ********** position at the club. :021:

[buckett]

Reckon we should go for Warnock - oops!

[tm4tj]

report abuse :sillywave:

[Alex MacLeod]

So, is the breeding of budgies a complicated process then Don?

[+CaleyD]

Budgies  :015:

[caley100]

Only if the bird is blind and is called juanjo...

You up on sat Alex?

[Alex MacLeod]

Fingers crossed. Supposed to get of this rig tomorrow but fog is delaying chopper flights so might not get there on time. Bit of a pigger really cos I was coming on my own this time :drinking09:

[+CaleyD]

I knew TM4TJ was going senile - starts a conversation then just wanders away.

[caley100]

I knew TM4TJ was going senile - starts a conversation then just wanders away.

Nah nah, just bedtime  :016:

[Heilandee]

alternative threads.....

[+CaleyD]

Looks more like yarn to me.

[tm4tj]

Sorry chaps or chapesses

I was doing something else, ignoring all the ********** threads.

It's corkatiels Alex. it's not difficult, you sort of get a male one and a female one and they sort of, you know, sort of, ehh umm, ehh, emm, ehh :blush02: ach you know, they get a test tube, the male one wanks into it, he then tips the female one upside down and pours the juice into her, about twenty days later out pops an egg.............simple.

The blind one is called Lita, Juanjo is a grey one, he is injured at the mo.

[Alex MacLeod]

*****-wi-tails, budgies, parrots....all the same to me :016:

[tm4tj]

You widnae be saying that if ye ordered a chicken curry and found out it was seagull

This is what threads should be like, a sort of forum unplugged.

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[Connie.Orr]

:015: OK! test tube cockatiel pornography! 

[+CaleyD]

Poor Juanjo...how long has he been unable to get his leg over now?

[tm4tj]

He has been struggling to get his leg over for quite a while now D. We went in to the aviary one day and he was lying on the ground. He could not stand up and when he tried to move he just shuffled along the ground on his breastbone and then keeled over on to his back.  However, we have nursed him back to partial health but he still can not get his leg over very easily, it's not for the want of trying though.

He might have been beaten up by Bart and his gang which includes Robbo, either that or he has had a stroke or flown into a perch even. He is not as agile as he used to be, but he can fly alright, it's the landings he has to be careful with.

[Alex MacLeod]

Some things really get on my tits about the censorship tool used on this site. I cant say cockatiel, peacock, scunthorpe, shuttlecock. Wonder will it let me say Middlesex :029:

[Alex MacLeod]

Wow, we're allowed to have sex :021:

[+CaleyD]

No idea what your on about Alex  :023:

[tm4tj]

Not with me your not you old alcohol dependant, diabetic, dementia ridden fruitcake :sillywave:

[Alex MacLeod]

No idea what your on about Alex  :023:

When I grow up I'm going to be a moderator so I can play little games on people too :blah01:

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

**** off you bastarding ******.

[+The_Sponge]

Is there something in the ether at the moment that is causing mass hysteria & loss of rational thinking when accessing this forum???  :crazy07:

ps anyone else like Saxondale - new series started yesterday....

[Connie.Orr]

Tough life bein' a cockateil eh...have you thought about resting the poor thing in a wee area of his very own, maybe some r&r would help his, erhm, energy levels.