World Cup...Beckham Jokes

[The Mantis]

This is an old one.

Scholes says to Beckham 'look Becks, Fergie always leaves the training ground at 11 o'clock. We're supposed to train till 12. If we watch for his car leaving, we can bunk off training at 5 past 11.'

Becks agrees to try this. The first day he gets home earlier than usual, goes upstairs, and just catches sight in the bedroom mirror of Fergie and Posh hard at it on the bed. He sneaks out before they see him and says nothing.

Next day Scholesy asks him if he wants to bunk off early again.

Becks replies 'feck off, I nearly got caught yesterday'.

[Guest Caley83]

Whats the difference between:

A dead dog lying at the side of the road and David Beckham lying dead further along in the middle of the road?

There's skid marks before the dog! :016: :016: :015: :015: :005: :001: :020: :021: