The difference between guts and balls.....!

[Mrs Pauliebee]

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below ....

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by

your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still

cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of

perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the a$$

and having the balls to say: "You're next."

[Heilandee]

So that would be balls i had last Friday ......... :015:

[caley100]

And thats why you had black balls on staurday?

[Johnboy]

He actually sent me a picture of them...!!  :019:

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

jb.... first it was howdi's erse.... :010:

now it's heili's balls.....  :018:

i'm in a state of real concern now.....  :024:

what next???  :023:

[Johnboy]

Copy of Heli's balls on their way to you as I type..... I'm sure you'll appreciate them more than I do....  :005: :004:

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

is that YOUR red high heels babe?

:015: :010: :015:

[Heilandee]

Oi Johnboy,pictures oh meh ba's are not for general consumption,......was thinkin more of your high heels when i got sent that ane FW  :004:

[Johnboy]

Apologies, H/Dee.... Rest assured they will go no further than FW..... :002:

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

safe in the wee locked away box where i keep all the other baws! :023:

shall we use my sparkly ones next time heili.... since it IS the festive time!!!  :015: :021:

[+CaleyD]

The pics aren't that safe as they already made it this far!!!!  I'm scared for life.....again.

[Johnboy]

FW.... Hieli's baws are not to be trifled with.... They're not just little playthings for your gratification and  amusement....You promised me you wouldn't share them with anyone else... :018: :018:

[Heilandee]

The pics aren't that safe as they already made it this far!!!!  I'm scared for life.....again.

Is that a spelling mistake CaleyD,no sure if it should be scarred or scared as either would be approprate......assuming were talking about the same pics  :010:

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

this thread is heading right for us getting a scotty~skelp!

and just for the record.... i never scar....scare.....erm.....  :016:

[Johnboy]

Takes a special kind of person to handle a sensitive subject like Hieli's ba's...!!  :023:

He normally uses Titleist until he loses them.... :015:

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

and i AM that very sensitive, special person....

as for his ariel skills...... i've heard he's very good at that too..... :023:

[Johnboy]

Of course you are, darlin', of course you are......

What does Hieli do with soap powder?  :024:

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

well, me being of the virginal persuation.... i likey them whiter than white!"!"!"!  :015:

[Johnboy]

His titleists or his Y fronts....?

[Heilandee]

hope meh dirty washing isnae gettin aired in public here  :blush02:

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

as if sweet~peee! :love07: