why ME???

[Mee]

ah true, but BATTERIES.... surely the MAINS!  nothing worse than getting to the ........ now i canna think of the words that wont get me spanked again by scotty and cd!  :023:

You obviously need long life batteries FW  :001: :001: :001:

[Joonya]

Mains??? Batteries??? what happened to good old clock work. I'm sure some of you on here are used to it, hey citreon???  :015:

Youth = Stamina

Age = Experience

Dmacca....

Beer Spillage is beer spillage.... does not go down as consumption in my book. For me it goes down (choice words with FW around, lol) as a sin. To think the people in the brewers spend all their time working with such a wonder, that when you come to savour the moment of consumption you fail....... i can't go on.... it's too upsetting....  :007: i'm goin for a beer to show i still love the silky sensation

[Guest Lauraloos]

hey guys, well he phoned laste last nite to tell me he still wanted to go out with me....wot should I do?

[Joonya]

meet up with the moron and have a load of friends behind ya when you meet.

everyone will laugh then when you kick him square in the nuts for standing you up last time

[Guest Lauraloos]

well thats not possible as he's stood me up AGAIN

[Ritchie Sacramento]

what a barsteward ! :012:

[CaleyJulz]

MMMMMMMMMMM some blokes are just so pathetic .

[Caley4eva]

Yep i agree Julie  :003:

[Johnboy]

Maybe he's nervous.....  :017:

I'll never forget the first time I got inside FW's...er, errrm, emmmmm.... car  :023:

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

carcasse  :015: :015: :015:

[Johnboy]

I was married to a carcass for several years.... :006:

Didn't really bother me.... always been interested in necraphillia.... :023:

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

Now - why do I BELIEVE that.  :015: :015: :015: :015: :015: :015: :015: :015: :015: :015: :015: :015:

[clacher_holiday2]

well thats not possible as he's stood me up AGAIN

:015:

god its like reading cosmopolitan, new woman or any of these magazines, women are mental.

never let a woman make you believe you need them more than they need you!

[broomie boy]

if i get to see a photo , i'll take you out

[Heilandee]

:015: nothing like hedgeging yer bets Broomie boy

[broomie boy]

:015: nothing like hedgeging yer bets Broomie boy

you know what can happen on blind dates, im just making sure

[Guest Lauraloos]

well thats not possible as he's stood me up AGAIN

:015:

god its like reading cosmopolitan, new woman or any of these magazines, women are mental.

never let a woman make you believe you need them more than they need you!

ehhh excuse me but he was the one who stood ME up, im the innocent party here.

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

carcass.....CARCASS>>>>> CARRCASS ?????.  :018:  you AINT seen THIS carcass in ACTION ya wee tattooed bugger!

now laurs honey. there are only so many times you can give a guy the benefit of the doubt, after that, he is just taking the p155, so, once more but under the strict understanding that you aint for being mucked about, you'd quite like a date but you aint desperate! :018:

well, that's MY advice, but who the **** ever listens to me!  :023:

[Guest Lauraloos]

DOESNT MATTER guys, coz ive met a new man already, id been after him for at least TWO weeks on this dating site

and id emailed him (he's gorgeous) he didnt reply, so i thought that he didnt like me, WELL GUESS BLEEDIN WOT? today igets a message from him telling me that he hadnt subscribed, so he couldnt read them, anyway i gives him my mobi number, and he's texting me, sayin how much he fancies me n was mad at the fact that he couldnt afford to subscribe!!! have i hit the jackpot or wot????

[Heilandee]

No if he couldnae afford to subscribe,reckon ya should have got that pic off to Broomie boy  :001:

[Guest Lauraloos]

well more fool my rotten ex!!!!

[+CaleyD]

Attention Deficit Disorder (as in not getting enough)  :004:

[Johnboy]

oh my!!!

you AINT seen THIS carcass in ACTION ya wee tattooed bugger!

The tattoos are clearly a cry for help, FW...... :024:

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

i'm kinda with hieli on htis one babe, but i always like to give the benifit of the doubt! 

so if he goes dutch, that's ok, cos we all have tight phases in our life.... (some of us more than others! :023:)

but if he comes away with the..... oh, forgot the wallet! would you mind THIS time?....... STEEEEER CLEEEER!

and jb.... what kind of help are you wanting with YOUR tattoos?  :015: :015::023: :015: :015:

[Johnboy]

Tattoos? You mean tattoo...... Just you keep massaging it when the need arises sweeti...... :baby01: