jokes

[canuck]

Anybody know any  wedding /anniversary jokes? I have to officiate at a function shortly and would like to add a few ''funnies'' but only stories SUITABLE for a mature audience!  feed back would be appreciated.

                                                                                                                                                    Canuck.

[Guest iTS ONLY ME]

Try askjeeves.com  pretty good got a few good ones there , type in your ask and it works I do know one, bought the wife home a bouquet for our anniversary, she said I suppose you want me to open my legs for this !! nop I said put them in a Vase

[Scotty]

you can always manage to slip in the '3 rings' of wedded bliss ........... the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring  :015: :015:

[L_G]

My lips are sealed, but Scotty that could be very relevant. :015: :015: :015: :015:

The 'do' in question is in Acton, down your neck of the woods.