Cadbury Warning

[+Gringo]

In the words of Victor Meldrew.."I don't believe it".

The world has gone completley mad......

You have been warned.

[Yngwie]

I've seen bags of nuts that say "Warning - contains nuts".

[Scotty]

or the cups of coffee that say "danger: hot liquid"

the bags of nuts over here say "MAY contain nuts" .... I would feckin hope so !!!

[Apollo]

I've seen the words "Don't turn upside down" printed on the bottom of a pie box.

[caley100]

:thumb04:

Its down to the self protection syndrome of manufactures/insurance companies to try and prevent lawsuits.

feckin crazy world.

The supporters buses will have warnings on the window, ' beware this vehicle may move in a forward direction '

[+CaleyD]

Not something that they'll be needing on the Stadium Window though!!!

[Haugh Aye]

After opening a tin containing a new Bosch electric screwdriver yesterday, I found it taped down. On the tape it had the legend " Remove after opening"

[Yngwie]

I used to have one of those car crooklock things that goes across the steering wheel. It contained the helpful words "remove before driving."

I'm guessing they had to add that after getting sued.......by a woman.

[Heilandee]

The ski road up to Glenshee used to have a sign at the side of the road which read

"If this sign is covered by snow the road ahead is impassable"

[+CaleyD]

If you're in any doubt at all as to the stupidity of man, then just take a gander through some of the stories on http://www.darwinawards.com/

[Alex MacLeod]

To be fair to Cadbury, and any other food manufacturer, its very easy for a reporter sat at his desk without much to do, to spin a story to make the cadbury's of the world look stupid. In actual fact there is legislation in place that tells the manufacturers they must warn people if any contents are known hypo-allergenics.

For some little known reason more and more people suffer from allergies nowadays and instances of death from anaphyllactic shock is on the increase around the world.

[Proctor]

This reminds me of that scene in the Simpsons with the Bee Sharps funny foam.

"They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonus, but if you ask me if your dumb enough to eat it you deserve to die....BART!!!!!!!!!!!"

In other words if your lactose intolerant and you eat/drink a product with the word "milk" in it and it isn't preceeded with the word "Soya" or immediatly followed by the word "free" then congratulations! you are part of the process known as natural selection.