A few questions and answers !!

[CaleyJulz]

GUY FAQ'S

Q: What Are The Small Bumps Around A Woman's Nipples For?

A: Its Braille For "Suck Here".

Q: Why Did God Give Men Penises?

A: So They'd Have At Least One Way To Shut A Woman Up.

Q: What Is An Australian Kiss?

A: It Is The Same As A French Kiss, But Only Down Under.

Q: What Do You Do With 365 Used Condoms?

A: Melt Them Down, Make A Tire, And Call It A Goodyear.

Q: Why Can't You Trust A Woman?

A: How Can You Trust Something That Bleeds For Five Days And Doesn't Die?

Q: Why Are Hurricanes Normally Named After Women?

A: When They Come They're Wild And Wet, But When They Go They Take Your House And Car With Them.

Q: What's The Speed Limit Of Sex?

A: 68; At 69 You Have To Turn Around.

Q: Why Do Girls Rub Their Eyes When They Get Up In The Morning?

A: They Don't Have Balls To Scratch.

Why am I married?

You have two choices in life:

You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you  were dead.

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"

"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."

When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished

Then there was a woman who said,

"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it

was too late."

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking

they had no faults at all.

First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"

Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

A Woman's Prayer:

Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love and to forgive

him , and for patience, for his moods. Because Lord, if I  pray for

Strength I'll just beat him to death "

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.

So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy."

The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus ... so shut the **** up."

[+Gringo]

Q: Why Did God Give Men Penises?

A: Because Vibrators can't get a round of drinks in...