Pi**ing contest

[PullMyFinger]

OK I'll start

I can pi** further than you can :D

[Scotty]

will see how this develops over a few posts before closing it :D

Edited July 23, 2009 by Scotty

[FortressICT]

What is this all about?

[Georgeios]

Its bait

[PullMyFinger]

The title was an attempt at humour following a rap on the knuckles.

Scotty, folks on here are bored and aren't always going to see eye to eye so why not let them us have a thread where they we can throw the toys out of the pram? Personally, I get a twisted kick out of reading some altercations on here and a lot of them are funny.

[caley100]

Birdog started a new website just for this purpose.. check pie & bovril for link... have fun

[CaleyD]

I've managed to pee over the Atlantic a couple of times.....does that count?

[PullMyFinger]

That's what I'm talking about.

[Dmacca]

Hey you guys here we go then, how many of you have tried to pee from one end of the urinal to the other, or hit the drain hole in one or get as high up on the urinal as you can come on be honest, and you ladies do you have anything in particular you do, I guess not, but us boys well its gotta be done :D am I speaking for myself here guys ??

Will I regret this post ?

[Johnboy]

Hey you guys here we go then, how many of you have tried to pee from one end of the urinal to the other, or hit the drain hole in one or get as high up on the urinal as you can come on be honest, and you ladies do you have anything in particular you do, I guess not, but us boys well its gotta be done :D am I speaking for myself here guys ??

Will I regret this post ?

I hope not!!

:D

[FortressICT]

Haha, Birdogs attempt at a forum made me laugh.

I'm just waiting for the mighty Renegade to start posting this evening. :D

[CaleyD]

Hey you guys here we go then, how many of you have tried to pee from one end of the urinal to the other, or hit the drain hole in one or get as high up on the urinal as you can :D come on be honest, and you ladies do you have anything in particular you do, I guess not, but us boys well its gotta be done :D am I speaking for myself here guys ??

Will I regret this post ?

You should just be thankful you can see to aim!!!

:D

[+Gringo]

I flushed the bog on a train going over a level crossing in Dingwall once (well, ok, more than once) so thats about 8 yards or so... :D

[MrsICTFC]

I think I may loose that competition :)

[Georgeios]

Ive had a **** out the back door of a Chinook in a hot sandy place (not sandycromerty) dont really know how fast we were going but it was a long pee as I was bursting!! I'd Guess about a mile!!

[Connie.Orr]

Had an op a while back and was sent home cathetarised, had to pee standing up for about a week. It was March and I was dying for the weather to turn cold so I could go out the back and write my name in the snow. :025:

Guess the Sschnook pee gets the prize tho!

[absent friend]

St Peter's primary school going on their school trip for the day had an empty seat and asked wee Johnny, from the 'other' school would he like to join them - this is called breaking down barriers!

Bad move...Johnny won the egg and spoon race, the sack race, even the three legged race all on his own.

Time to go home on the bus so all sent to the toilet and are very slow at returning, the Sister goes to round them up to be informed that a 'pee the highest' contest is in full swing and guess what? Johnny is in the lead!

Back goes the Sister to the bus and asks the Priest to gather in the pupils and get that troublemaker, Johnny, onto the bus. Back he comes with a big smile on his face ushering Johnny onto the bus.

"My that was easy for you Father" says the Sister

"No problem" says he "I just hit the ceiling!"

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

I think I may loose that competition :P

Depends on how old you are and how rigid/flexible your vaginal muscle contol is - I have witnessed a female in Amsterdam shoot a ping pong ball across the Canal.

[CaleyD]

Which is all the more amazing when you take into consideration the canal was in Bristol!!!

[Connie.Orr]

Look ANY female can shoot a ping pong out her doo-dah ( :P ) - aiming an impressive pee is completely different skill altogether!

[CaleyD]

Excellent....we're still looking for HT Entertainment, what you doing on the 15th?

[Connie.Orr]

:P

[Georgeios]

It seems I've been banned from posting on a topic in this section, no PM to warn me or to let me know why, Dare I say it, the mod who decided to stop me posting on the thread seems to have hid behind there mod shield......

How can I mend my ways if I am not being informed of my infringements.....

I'll take a punt at the thread starter reporting my comments and me just being banned, bit of PC overload there me thinks, and if that's how it works then I'll start reporting every comment that offends me or that I don't like?. Eh no, It's a Football forum after all and sometimes some folk might not like what I said but that's there right?.

http://community.caleythistleonline.com/in...showtopic=14759

Edited September 16, 2009 by georgeios

[tm4tj]

Seen as how you asked, I'll tell you exactly how it worked. I banned you from the topic because you were only complaining about the topic starter and not adding anything to the topic. If that is how you felt about it, then you won't require to post on it, and it may deter others who are only too quick to slate the opening poster. The mods are on the case here. It's a forum, we all post rubbish at times, but certain posters get slagged off for it constantly.

[Georgeios]

That?s all i needed to know, it would have been nice to have been told that at the time (Its all about the Comms), I just hope that this Rule runs consistently with regards to posters being slated for there comments... said topic starter IMO is your Number one Pi5h talking/quick to slate users...

If I have caused Offence than please take this as my apology, I shall try my best not to react to double standard posters that spout pi5h most of the time (Edit where you feel the need too) but its off my chest now.