Seen on a grafitti wall....

[Johnboy]

I used to be one of these people who could never finish anything, but now I

[Johnboy]

Humpty Dumpty was pushed.....

[+Gringo]

Stardate: 12-11-2006: Beamed down for a shite - James T Kirk.

[Alex MacLeod]

On a toilet wall ----- Who's got the biggest pr!ck in Kingsmills?

Written below it ---- Your mother!

Or

Come the revolution we'll all be driving Rolls Royce's

Come the revolution you'll drive what your bl00dy well told.

[Gabby]

In very small lettering on the bottom of the toilet door was written:

You are now 5hitting on a 45 degree angle.

I also saw grafitti wher someone had written

Free Nelson Mandella

and under it someone else had written

in every packet of Kellogs Corn Flakes you buy.

[Heilandee]

Meh fave ever.....

in big letters

"MY MOTHER MADE ME A HOMOSEXUAL"

in small letters below

"if i give her the wool ,can she make me one"

[Johnboy]

I remember when condom machines first appeared in pubs, which attracted the likes of :

"Stop one & buy me"

or

"This fecking chewing gum tastes like fecking rubber"..... (before the days of flavoured varieties)

[The Mantis]

"Back in a minute' - Godot

[The Mantis]

Don't beam me up yet Scotty, I'm having a sh

then a big straight line going right up the wall  :001:

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

why did i have to get married?

i did nothing wrong.....  :009:

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

men are like coffee...

the best ones are rich, warm and keep you up all night long!  :021:

[CaleyD]

"Want a right laugh....look what you have in your hand"

"Everyone p1sses on the floor, impress me by chitting on the ceiling".....Found it hard to resist looking at ceiling to see if anyone had obliged.... :015:

[Johnboy]

Some come here to read & write

Some come here to wonder...

I come here to pi$s & sh1te & farrtt like fecking thunder......

:006: :006:

[Dmacca]

The painters job was in vain the ***** house poet strikes again !  :001:

[Northern_jaggie]

i was walking down to ashton lane in glasgow where someone had written

"i love it here"

i felt nice and warm inside lol!

[Johnboy]

Apathy will be the downfall of Scotland.....

Underneath someone's written.... "Who cares...."

[Action Man]

Possibly best ever... on a stone near Grantown on Spey there has always been the words....

JESUS SAVES.....one individual added the words..

BUT DALGLEISH NETS THE REBOUND.. :015: