FAMILY CALEYNESS !!

[Guest Von]

here you go darlin...............so we still on for later I feel we need to add to the family :D

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

nice to see you've sobered up enuf to eat your dinner! :!:

[CaleyJulz]

MUMMY DADDY NOOOOOOOOOOO I HAVE ENOUGH SIBBLING TO SCRAP WITH !!!!

[tm4tj]

hello granny.........I SAID HELLO GRANNY

once we get the dishes done the kids can go out to play, and granny and granda can feck off to the legion for a game of dominoes, or carpet bowls, then we get down to business.

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

for the love of the wee man son, i knew this kind o thing would happen if you married that trolip!

[Guest Von]

Down to business..........and who said romance was dead???

Listen you ye auld goat, i've given that boy of yours umpteen bloody years of my life. I've cooked fur him, i've cleaned fur him and I even starred on viewerswives for him, so don't you make it oot that I wouldn't do anything for him. Anyway, is it not about time for a change of super absorbancy tenna lady for you granny

[f*ballers wife]

OOOHHH MMMYYY!!!

viewers WIFES??? see son, i TOLD you SO!

rack and ruin son, she should have married your brother gringo, he takes after his father and FAR more up HER street son!

and there is NOTHING wrong wi my pelvic floor deeriy, canna write wi a pencil these days but a big marker pen does the trick

[Guest kcj]

I'm away tae the Bingo.

[KingBeastie]

Feck me - The Broons in the 21st century :shock:

[tm4tj]

Ach, dinnae waste yer money on Bingo, go and get me a few tinnies fae the spar

[Guest Lauraness]

HEYYYYYYYYYY UNCLE GRINGO SAYS IM HIS FAVE NEICE!!!!!

[tm4tj]

off to your bed you

[Guest Lauraness]

awwwwwww do i have tooooo?? i wanna stay up and eat all the easter eggs i got...

[Guest kcj]

Aye, awright tm4tj, I'll get ye a white puddin' supper while ahm aboot it. A braw wee treat for ye. :D An' Lauraness-pet, Uncle Gringo an' me canny tell yooz triplets apart, so he tells yiz all yiz ur the favourites. :)

[Johnboy]

Thank God I'm not part of this family - Not a problem - I'm quite happy to relax and have a puff on my rolled up avatar...!!

:roll: :roll:

[Guest Lauraness]

here johnboy arent you our strange neighbour who grows loads of plants in his garden??

[f*ballers wife]

here johnboy arent you our strange neighbour who grows loads of plants in his garden??

oh my!!!

he lives next door to grany and is always showing me his roots thru the hole in the fence!

[Johnboy]

You've rumbled me Laura... Don't say anything to anyone, but I've got a telescope focused on your bedroom window.... I have a wee peep now & again then I go & show granny my roots.....!!

[Interthenet Jnr]

I want to be adopted. This family, in particular the twins sisters lock me in the cupboard .

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

now sweeti, ya canna be telling anyone aboot this, cos grampa howdie gets all upset at the thot o anyone else giving me roots.... he prefers to give me his own roots....

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tattie soups ready!

[Johnboy]

I just like to unbutton my coat and show you what you could have been enjoying all these years

Must go & see how my cucumber's coming on....

[Guest Lauraness]

im tellin me dad youve got a telescope

[Guest kcj]

Jeezuz, sombuddie phone thon Social Services - think this guy next door's one o' those folks that's just been released back into the community. :nuts:

[Interthenet Jnr]

im tellin me dad youve got a telescope

You lock children in cupboards :shock: :(

[CaleyD]

Who's turn is it to make the coffee?