Female friendly moose.......

[Heilandee]

After years of research, scientists have discovered that Women do not like the standard mouse given away with PC's. Scientists found that there is not a physical reason for their aversion; It is more of a Psychological problem.

Some women reported that their mouse 'just didn't feel right' in their hands. Based on the research, a new mouse has been designed especially for women.

Various field tests have been carried out on the new design:

Julie from Hounslow:-

'It feels so much better. More comfortable, more like how i t's supposed to be'

Susan from Chelmsford added:-

'I think mice were originally designed just for men, but this new type is definitely made for women. It fits right in with my lifestyle'

Hillary from Kent:-

'I took to it like a duck to water, every woman should have one'

See below for picture of the design........................................

:hiding03:

[+CaleyD]

Women always claim to be superior when it comes to multi-tasking - no reason why they shouldn't practice what they preach.....any room behind that sofa?

[CaleyJulz]

You can run but you CANT hide lads !!!! :015: :015: :015:

[+L_G]

:rotflmao:

[+Gringo]

Fight Fight Fight.....  :crazy07:

[Heilandee]

Another piece of technology recently developed  with the fairer sex in mind.......

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available from all good T.V. and Satellite specialists!!!!

Sorry CaleyD,reckon eh need the whole sofa to maself,get yer ane.......  :hiding03: :hiding03:

[PullMyFinger]

Scotty I'm disgusted that you've moved this thread. It's perfectly legitamate as a technical support topic. Besides I've emailed the link to one or zillion. Have you lost your sense of humour?

[Mee]

Purely because of this thread I made my male neighbour do my laundry as payment for setting up his wireless router. He was a bit surprised but I think he enjoyed it in the end  :001: :001: :001:

[Scotty]

Have you lost your sense of humour?

Havent got one  :002: :002: :blah01:

[The Mantis]

Purely because of this thread I made my male neighbour do my laundry as payment for setting up his wireless router. He was a bit surprised but I think he enjoyed it in the end  :001: :001: :001:

Feck me, just ironing your drawers would wear him out  :023:

[PullMyFinger]

[Mee]

Who irons their kinickers ffs? And it would take more than that to wear him out  :001:

[Heilandee]

Mee,just got yer e-mail on Nokia's latest ads,thankfully eh dinnae get wrang numbers!!!!

[Mee]

Maybe the odd wee network error?  :001:

[Heilandee]

:rotflmao:.....quite possibly,you sometimes get that when hands free!!!

[Kingsmills]

:003: :003:

[CaleyJulz]

I wanna see the nokia adds !!!

[The Mantis]

It's all in silhouette. Looks to me like the dutch boy with his finger in the dyke  :023:

[Mee]

Not suitable for posting on here CCC!!! check your email though! If anyone else is interested then PM me with your email address and Ill forward it to you....  :015:

Over 18s only 

[CaleyJulz]

Got the mail Mee is funny lol    thanks a lot !!

[Scotty]

thank gawd you didnt post it on here ..... someone already threatened us with legal action over a less 'offensive' picture .... this would have made them have heart failure !!!

must echo what CCC said - that was very funny ..... network errors happen (to others ;) )... but praying i never get a wrong number  :rotflmao:

[Heilandee]

Eh'v always been a big Nokia fan,although i find the battery takes a little longer to charge these days,performance is generally very reliable    :001: