something EXCITING!

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

COME on GUYS.... SURELY us old foggies can find SOMEthing exciting to talk about... or re minis about.... other than boiled cabbage and zimmers.... it'll be them soon enuf... so before arthritis sets into the knuckle joints... share something eXCiTiNg with us....

[Interthenet Jnr]

you could talk about the pensions crisis :roll:

[Guest Interthenet]

Or John Prescott's allegedly impressive away record... :shock:

[Interthenet Jnr]

Nothing wrong with that :roll: , perfectly normal if you ask me. Infact if you were Prescott, you would take all that came your way because you would never know if you would get any ever again :D .

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

now now, jnr.... wait till you get to our age... you make the most of it... not cos it may be your last, but cos it only gets better with age ..... bit likey a nice rich red wine..... :roll:

[Interthenet Jnr]

I wasn't refering to old people not getting any FW, more to the fact that i don't imagine Prescott has women all over him, although after hearing the news i may be wrong :shock:

[f*ballers wife]

I wasn't reffering to old people not getting any FW, :shock:

oh my!!!

and some of us dont get any......

all offers greatfully received....

[Interthenet Jnr]

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

that's the safest answer you could have given sweeti!!!

[caley100]

Itn Jnr....you are far too young for this forum --- pi55 off back to the young uns bit....

Grumpy old men rule...

[Interthenet Jnr]

Itn Jnr....you are far too young for this forum --- pi55 off back to the young uns bit....

Grumpy old men rule...

so that's why FW is in here :roll:

[f*ballers wife]

so that's why FW is in here :roll:

oh my!!!

ok so question.... is that because i LIKEY grumpy old men...

or cos you think i AM one.... ???

just to get it clear ......before i thrash you with a birch twig to within an inch of your life..... :roll:

[KingBeastie]

thrash you with a birch twig to within an inch of your life

Sounds fun

[Interthenet Jnr]

Kinky stuff :roll:

[f*ballers wife]

thrash you with a birch twig to within an inch of your life

Sounds fun

oh my!!!

any time beastie babe.... shall i slot you in for the same time as last week?!?

[Guest Lauraness]

Nanna! wot u up to now?

OOOO FOOT FIZZ!!

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

bet beastie would LURV some fizz after the birch twiggin... wouldnt you think so laura sweet~peee ???

[KingBeastie]

Fizz!! Yeah!!

[f*ballers wife]

Fizz!! Yeah!!

oh my!!!

so shall i take TWO tins..... :!: :?:

[KingBeastie]

two tins Yeah!! WOO - HOO!!

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

you DO know that it is BEST used on the LOWER parts of the body....

likey...

REALLLLLY low.....

Way down.....

allllll the wayyyyyyyyyyyy......

at your feet....???

[KingBeastie]

I could squat!! :roll:

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

mmmmMMMMmmmm....

might be best, after all, i like my customers to have full satisfaction with my products....

so whatEVER tickles your fAnCy sir.....

and trust me, the foot fizz WILL tickle it if you squat! :shock:

[KingBeastie]

It's good for your thigh muscles. Squatting that is.

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

and the fizz is great for calf muscles too..... :D

{the cows dont really likey the taste but that's ok!}