Ducks

[DJS]

Is it just me or are the numbers of these birds growing in Inverness year on year? Some parts of the city look like the set of an Alfred Hitchcock film these days. They are so daft they just stand in the middle of the road looking at you as you drive along.

[Lady Madonna]

Euch! I hate birds! They are horrible disease ridden creatures who have the ability to crap on your head and anything that has the ability to do that is evil!

[CaleyJulz]

Djs i wasnt just standing in the middle of the road i was waving hello at you !!!

[RiG]

I say we release more Eagle Owls to rid Inverness of seagulls. They are Satans winged minions :twisted:

[maimie]

and there will be more this year judging by the goings on in my back garden over the last couple of weeks! :shock:

[buckett]

I once knew a fellow who claimed to have been the ducks of Crown School. Despite such an absurd statement, he wasn't stupid at all - quite clever in fact!

[f*ballers wife]

and there will be more this year judging by the goings on in my back garden over the last couple of weeks! :shock:

oh my!!!

oh my!!!

oh my!!!

or just all move inland, and leave them there..... twitterpating!

[caley100]

'They are so daft they just stand in the middle of the road looking at you as you drive along.'

You are obvoiusly teaching your students to drive too slowly Dave.. the birds know they are safe, try driving at about 60, once the feathers start flying they will get the picture... :x

[Kingsmills]

A good outbreak of avian flu ought to help matters.