POT NOODLES...

[+CaleyD]

You have to come up with an alternative name for a Pot Noodle to suit the market your aiming it at......

e.g.  For the Korean Vegetarian Market - the "Not Poodle" or for Acne Riddled Teenagers - the "Spot Noodle"

[Caley Mad In Berks]

For Heavy Metal addicts ............  the Tin Can Noodle

[+Gringo]

For tight fisted gits -  Frugle Noodle

For Internet surfers - Google Noodle

[Heilandee]

For them that like drawing - The pot Doodle

[tm4tj]

Boy Scouts                  Knot Noodle

Lovers                        Canoodle Noodle

Naturists                    Strip Noodle

Small Yappy dogs      Poodle Noodle

Hippies                      Pot Dudel

[Gabby]

For Artists - Doodle Noodle

[KingBeastie]

Those with a sweet tooth - The Strudel Noodle

[tm4tj]

For those with a drink problem            Shot Noodles             

Teenagers                                            Alcopop Noodles

Auctioneers                                          Lot Noodles

Clever cloggs                                       Thought Noodles

Fat *******s                                       Ooodles of Noodles

Prisoners                                              Caught Noodles

Hello Sailors                                        Yacht Noodles

Sewing classes for dogs                      Needles & Noodles 4 Poodles

where to buy these, shop @ Noodles R us

[Heilandee]

For monks        The Buddah noodle

for divers          The scuba noodle

or the synthetic version........."I cant believe it's not noodle"

[Alex MacLeod]

Weegies --- deep fried noodle

Aberdonians --- tight noodle

[Caley Mad In Berks]

How do you guys think of these?  I suppose you use your noddle noodle!

[+Gringo]

'Last Post' musician - Bugle Noodle

Glamour Photographer - Roody Noody Noodle

Monty Python - Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam egg bacon cheese and spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam Noodle.

[Heilandee]

For Johnboy............Pot Noodle

[Johnboy]

For Heilandee : Follicularly Challenged Noodle    :029:

[Caley Mad In Berks]

Glen Miller's favourite  In the moodle noodle

[tm4tj]

:015:

I hear he was also partial to the Chatanoodle Choo Choo variety

[Libero]

For monks        The Buddah noodle

for divers          The scuba noodle

or the synthetic version........."I cant believe it's not noodle"

ha ha, brilliant

for those with an alternative palate: snot noodle

for those who prefer fizzy juice to boiling water: pop noodle

:029: poor effort i know!

[The Mantis]

Porn stars- full frontal noodlety

[+CaleyD]

I believe that after being sent off today Rossco retired to the changing room and had a "Lost the Plot Noodle"

[+Gringo]

[tm4tj]

:015:

Apparently they are selling fast and are all the rage