Another Friday Story

[absent friend]

Groom 2b running into bride 2b's home with the tail end of the wedding presents, on the eve of the wedding. As he sets them down his sister in law 2b enters the room and flirts openly, taking him by the hand onto the stairs and offers 'as we are the only ones in the house and indeed you will be a married man this time tomorrow, how about a wee bit of what you and I, fancy!'

He runs out the door to be greeted by Dad2b in the garden - 'you are indeed a great man for my daughter to marry, we tried to tempt you but you were too strong'

Moral of the story

Always keep the condoms in the car!!

[Johnboy]

Don't quite get this one....

Condoms in the car....  :024:

[Heilandee]

Oh keep up JB, Not like you to find it hard!

Condoms.....cars......gearstick....yeah?

[Johnboy]

Oh I see...

I was wondering if Bride2b's sister was HIV positive...

Why else would anyone think condom....  :024: