HANGOVERS !!!!

[CaleyJulz]

I m being honest Donald lol .

[+CaleyD]

Uh Oh - getting ma full name being used - I must be in trouble :016:

[Guest Lauraness]

DONALD DONALD DONALD!!!! :018: you are in big bahooonahs now, and thats short for trouble!! :018: :016:

[Guest Caley83]

As I am an Alcoholic I know the best cure,

1 Preperation, Make sure you have a good meal about 2-3 hours before drinking-to let it digest-in my case breakfast, also have 1 milk thistle tablet availible from Holland and Barret health shops.

2 During the sesh, Ask for a glass of tap water ever second drink

3.1 After the sesh, Either on the way home or at home(make sure someone's with you cos you'll set the kitchen on fire) get a big fatty fry up, Kebab, King rib or mix a tin of tuna with half a jar of maynaise and munch.

3.2 After the sesh, take three milk thistle tablets.

3.3 Drink either 3 pints of water or milk over about 15 minutes.

3.4 Wait 15 minutes

4 Go to bed with a pint glass of water so if you wake up during the night down that!

5 Wake up 8 hours later bright and happy after drinking between 30-60 units of alcohol the night before!!

Try it it works!!

[CaleyJulz]

I have a problem there i consume alcohol and eat i always puke fer some odd reson so its one or the other fer me but once drunk i dont really care !!!

[+CaleyD]

Caley83 - you forgot to mention putting plastic sheets on the bed, cause after drinking that amount of water and drink it's a near certainty your going to p1sh yerself during the night.

[caley100]

'a whole day to feel normal thats just awful is it an age thing hangovers get worse with age i hope.'

This is very true, i can vouch for this problem as you will find out eventually.

[CaleyJulz]

Ermmm i9t might not be an age thing but i think it plays a big part i was fine with drink till i had my youngest rag rat then it was hangovers fae ****.

[Guest Caley83]

After 60 units of drink your so dehydrated you wont pi*s for a week CaleyD!

but

3.5 Go for a pi*s if you can!--

colour code

1 :005: Sound

2 :004: to many vitamins/milkthistle-seriously you pi*s goes green!

3 :012: more water

4 :008: Raigmore

5 :011: I see dead people!!

--Lauraness Always eat when you drink even if you dont want to/feel like it, you will feel so much better in the morning

Remember I do It so you dont have to!!!

[+Northern_jaggie]

i cant be sick with drink, no matter how much i take. morning or pished. Hangovers are pretty pish poor too might i add.

[KingBeastie]

I'm only 28 but my hangovers could kill a lesser mortal - they really are feckin brutal. :009:

[CaleyJulz]

ermmmmmmm right i suppose the right answer is to stop drink but hey thats like a huge NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

it just cant be done.

[Guest Lauraness]

The trick is to drink yourself sober!!!!

You skip right past the hangover stage..... :021:

[Guest Caley83]

Also chicken soups good!

The amount of drinks in the morning is directly proportinal to your chances of getting lifted!

Inverness is lucky no pubs open at 5am like in Edinburgh they would have to builld a new cell bock to cope! :020: