Roy McBain Testimonial Game

[caley100]

unfortunately i dont get home till the wednesday that week so will miss it.

Just put the money in an envelope and leave it at the stadium for Roy...

[Johnboy]

unfortunately i dont get home till the wednesday that week so will miss it.

Just put the money in an envelope and leave it at the stadium for Roy...

Or a blank cheque.....

[TopSix]

Or a couple of barrels of black gold

[Georgeios]

Racist.

[tm4tj]

What about a CTO select.

1. CaleyD............Fair play to you if you can get the ball past him.

2. Dalneigh Caley....Aggressive defender who has a bad boy reputation, but he is unfazed by that and his positive play outweighs his negative approach.

3. Caley100...........A big Dick who has made the position his own since another Dick moved on. Sometimes appears as though he is from another galaxy, but never shy to shout encouragement to other players.

4. tm4tj.............Why of course, who else, it's me. Well, I picked the team so it's only fair. Following in the waistband of Big Bobby.

5. Big Stu...........Giant stopper who is built like a brick sh!thouse. Been around all the Highland Parks, although he can't remember most of them.

6. Mee..............Great sweeper, well it keeps her out of the kitchen and doing the ironing, and anyway you need a womans touch sometimes. Has been caught out manicuring her nails and brushing her locks when things are quiet.

7. RIG..............Olde head on young shoulders. Built like a racing snake and combines well with his partner.

8. Scarlet Pimpernel..Young head on olde shoulders and compliments RIG well. Has the ability to ghost past defenders in a cat like manner and has a great footballing brain. A thinking mans Einstein. No thoughts about retiring yet and his experience is vital. Could still head a wet leather ball with loose lacing with ferocity.

9. The Mantis......Predatory striker. Prays on his victims with uncanny accuracy and teaches the rest how to score. Has a photographic memory and can still recall the glory days of Telford Street.

10.Charles Bannerman..Athletic prowess gets him through most games although too many all day breakfasts at Cobb's has seen the diminutive playmaker struggle against all odds to make it right up Stephens brae during training stints at the Heathmount.

11. Mahonio...........On a good day, can be very good, on a bad day can be very very bad. Bit like Hayes sometimes, but when things go wrong he reverts to type.

The Bench:-

IHE............Typical Highland laddie. Likes to play in the hole and not shy with his tackle. Takes others from behind and unable to perform for the full ninety minutes, hence the bench for Johndo, but a must on the away day bus, helps to keep the team spirit.......usually vodka.

Andy M................controversial choice, but his reputation means that he has been red carded and may miss this game.

Alex Macleod.........What an unusual name, but his knowledge of the game is second to none, in fact, he wrote google.

Alternative Maryhill..Likes a challenge, that's why his hair is like that. Always willing to help others and vital to come off the bench in games of epic proportion.

Johnboy..............Always quick to spot an opportunity, but a bit too predictable at times. More suited to carpet bowls or dominos, but still gives his best when not golfing. Carpet slippers and pipe have seen him slip to the bench since signing from the Pars.

MissICT..............Another youngster making steady progress. Can now use joined up writing and colouring by numbers. Capital letters now being attempted and needs more work on the photgenesis, but patience, Rome was not built in a day.

davie..............Pint sized contributor. United in his lust for all things ICT. He would climb Everest if he could cycle there and always comes good on the big occasion.

Manager..........Scotty. This man has an eye for talent, especially if it has an ISP with it. Great manager and likes to move with the times. Grass does not grow under his feet and if the performances are poor, he will have no problems administering changes. Ruthless approach has earned him the knickname of The Terminator.

Crowd.............Section G........Give it up for Roy boyz

[Georgeios]

Can I play, left back (in lossie)

[Snow]

What about a CTO select.

Ohhhh, I love it, Tm4tj!

(As usual, I'm all out of green dots otherwise you'd have had one. Realistically I need about 50 a day, though no need for red ones: I never use 'em.)

[caley100]

HA HA.. I like it Mannie, better tell Roy about our team eh?

[MissICT]

So we are now playing legends I hear.

Edited October 19, 2010 by MissICT

[MissICT]

Super fixture

I have just been informed that it was never gonna be against county

[+CaleyD]

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