Traditinal Xmas Panto

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Just fer you MT4J.  :sillywave:

Once upon a time in a poor country in the East a young man called Marius played footall, barefooted in the back streets of Buckfest. He dreamed of playing for his beloved Transylvannia and starring fer a big team in the West.

Then one day a dodgy travelling salesman called Savage and his astute associate Grasser, helping spend their companys' funds on a jolly, spotted young Marius. "Lets take him back to Sneck and turn him into a Local Hero just like Davide Xausa". They gave Mrs Niculae a fiver and the deal was done.

Marius was so grateful and so excited but he quickly discovered that there were as many ogres as elves in the fabled land of Sneck. He met the main man-ager of Sneck United, Charlie Carioli, but within days there was a breakdown. "Shrek" Park took over the reins until Savage and Grasser unveiled King Brew - who had been in cold storage, in a designer suit, fer 6 months.

The other lads in Sneck United frowned at the arrival of the new Local Hero - Marius got a few Black looks and there was a russeling of discontent. The vibes hit the streets and poor Marius found himself to be the focus of unwanted attention. He was quickly adopted by a small band of blind grinches who lived in a nearby Ivory Tower. Chris123 and davieb were nominated as main guardians by the powerful Stevieco.

But as the days progressed Marius showed little signs of his magical talents and the good peeple of Sneck grew uneasier. A coven of witches turned on him - Sophia and Mee were livid whilst the gender bender Johnboy furiously stirred the cauldron. The main old hag Eliza however appeared unmoved although she was keener on watching the younger boys.

And then,from the depths of the land (Chorley) came King Rat - "Fee Fi Fo Fum - I smell the blood of a Romanian" (Yes he did - No he didnt). King Rat had come to Sneck to rid the land of the wastrel from the East. King Rat soon amassed support but the blind grinches from the Ivory Tower became equally staunch in their defence. They called in the Fat Slags - Scotty and CaleyD - who decreed that King Rat should be shackled and gagged and earmarked Mann4thejob as the man fer the job. Despie their evident feelings fer King Rat the trampled womenfolk on the Board of Moderators gave in to the power of masculinity.

Meanwhile poor Marius continued to struggle but he begn to show signs of recovery as the weeks progressed. Caley100 swayed in support, Yngwie and Mantis joined the moderating throng of togetherness but Naelifts knew a feckin casualty when he saw one. Then even Section G began to chant his name. Perhaps the worm/snail had turned ?

Fans from all over the globe joined in to the debate. Wandere began to treat him as an old china, Gabby called him Sheila, SP mused theatrically and Jock Watt was incontinent. Even the wise Old man from Berkshire was intrigued.

AND THEN ON DECEMBER 25th 2007 A FECKIN MIRACLE HAPPENED !!!!  :crazy07: :crazy07:

King Rat awoke from a sewer in Chorley and was blinded by a solitary Star in the Lancashire skies. He jumped on the back of Gringo's moped and they sped North in pursuit of the star. They only stopped briefly in Govan fer a refreshment and crooned to the sounds of Alex McLeod has they weaved towards Sneck.

The star finally came to rest on a luxurious stable where the young Marius lay in the manger. There was no room in the Nip Inn and no sign of the virgin Buffy but the Paulie B's gave King Rat is refuge. And then the Northern lights exploded in the skies of the Moray Firth and two lightning bolts ignited simultaneoulsy on the hearts of Marius and King Rat. They would be entwined as soulmates fer ever.

Within days Section G was singing "Its magic you know - we gone and done 10 in a row", Marius had grabbed three hat tricks, Johnboy and IHE had started up a local Marius fan club whilst only  the eternal witches Sophia and Mee remained dubious.

Later that year Marius lifted the Scottish Cup, starred fer Transylvannia in the European Championships and led Sneck United into Europe. And they all lived happily ever after.

AND IF THAT AINT A FAIRY TALE ENDING I WILL LICK AFF MA TATTOO.  :022:

Merry Xmas and a Hapy New Year - Ah well - Back into Moderation.  :023:

[Johnboy]

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Presumably the grand jury is still out on this one.....  :024:

[CELTIC1CALEY3]

Some great characters brought to life.

Can you slip in a small sketch with Russell Duncan and the Heartattack Goalie?

[Mee]

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Just as well for you I was a witch and not a fat slag  :015:

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My apologies to the main moderators who have worked tiredlessly to keep this hip afloat. Merry Xmas to Scotty and Don.

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[tm4tj]

"Savage and Grasser unveiled King Brew - who had been in cold storage, in a designer suit, fer 6 months"

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nice one olde git. :clapping03:

[chris123]

Just fer you MT4J.  :sillywave:

Once upon a time in a poor country in the East a young man called Marius played footall, barefooted in the back streets of Buckfest. He dreamed of playing for his beloved Transylvannia and starring fer a big team in the West.

Then one day a dodgy travelling salesman called Savage and his astute associate Grasser, helping spend their companys' funds on a jolly, spotted young Marius. "Lets take him back to Sneck and turn him into a Local Hero just like Davide Xausa". They gave Mrs Niculae a fiver and the deal was done.

Marius was so grateful and so excited but he quickly discovered that there were as many ogres as elves in the fabled land of Sneck. He met the main man-ager of Sneck United, Charlie Carioli, but within days there was a breakdown. "Shrek" Park took over the reins until Savage and Grasser unveiled King Brew - who had been in cold storage, in a designer suit, fer 6 months.

The other lads in Sneck United frowned at the arrival of the new Local Hero - Marius got a few Black looks and there was a russeling of discontent. The vibes hit the streets and poor Marius found himself to be the focus of unwanted attention. He was quickly adopted by a small band of blind grinches who lived in a nearby Ivory Tower. Chris123 and davieb were nominated as main guardians by the powerful Stevieco.

But as the days progressed Marius showed little signs of his magical talents and the good peeple of Sneck grew uneasier. A coven of witches turned on him - Sophia and Mee were livid whilst the gender bender Johnboy furiously stirred the cauldron. The main old hag Eliza however appeared unmoved although she was keener on watching the younger boys.

And then,from the depths of the land (Chorley) came King Rat - "Fee Fi Fo Fum - I smell the blood of a Romanian" (Yes he did - No he didnt). King Rat had come to Sneck to rid the land of the wastrel from the East. King Rat soon amassed support but the blind grinches from the Ivory Tower became equally staunch in their defence. They called in the Fat Slags - Scotty and CaleyD - who decreed that King Rat should be shackled and gagged and earmarked Mann4thejob as the man fer the job. Despie their evident feelings fer King Rat the trampled womenfolk on the Board of Moderators gave in to the power of masculinity.

Meanwhile poor Marius continued to struggle but he begn to show signs of recovery as the weeks progressed. Caley100 swayed in support, Yngwie and Mantis joined the moderating throng of togetherness but Naelifts knew a feckin casualty when he saw one. Then even Section G began to chant his name. Perhaps the worm/snail had turned ?

Fans from all over the globe joined in to the debate. Wandere began to treat him as an old china, Gabby called him Sheila, SP mused theatrically and Jock Watt was incontinent. Even the wise Old man from Berkshire was intrigued.

AND THEN ON DECEMBER 25th 2007 A FECKIN MIRACLE HAPPENED !!!!   :crazy07: :crazy07:

King Rat awoke from a sewer in Chorley and was blinded by a solitary Star in the Lancashire skies. He jumped on the back of Gringo's moped and they sped North in pursuit of the star. They only stopped briefly in Govan fer a refreshment and crooned to the sounds of Alex McLeod has they weaved towards Sneck.

The star finally came to rest on a luxurious stable where the young Marius lay in the manger. There was no room in the Nip Inn and no sign of the virgin Buffy but the Paulie B's gave King Rat is refuge. And then the Northern lights exploded in the skies of the Moray Firth and two lightning bolts ignited simultaneoulsy on the hearts of Marius and King Rat. They would be entwined as soulmates fer ever.

Within days Section G was singing "Its magic you know - we gone and done 10 in a row", Marius had grabbed three hat tricks, Johnboy and IHE had started up a local Marius fan club whilst only  the eternal witches Sophia and Mee remained dubious.

Later that year Marius lifted the Scottish Cup, starred fer Transylvannia in the European Championships and led Sneck United into Europe. And they all lived happily ever after.

AND IF THAT AINT A FAIRY TALE ENDING I WILL LICK AFF MA TATTOO.  :022:

Merry Xmas and a Hapy New Year - Ah well - Back into Moderation.  :023:

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Happy Christmas big man, say hello to the yanks fer me.

[Alex MacLeod]

Well done Johndo  :clapping03: another christmas masterpiece.

[Scotty]

another christmas masterpiece.

actually didnt think it up to his usual standard .... I guess thats what happens when you "jump the shark" !!!

[Doch4]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jumping_the_shark

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See ya at the Giants v Patriots game on Saturday ronnyc. I am on a short tour on Broadway this week. Funnily enough we have exclusive TV characters which relate to Scotty and Don over here in Sconnie Botland.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/scotland/tv/chewinthe...ine_old_men.jpg

chew the fat - talk socially without exchanging too much information; "the men were sitting in the cafe and shooting the breeze".

[Johnboy]

See ya at the Giants v Patriots game on Saturday ronnyc. I am on a short tour on Broadway this week.

You're touring Broadway with your panto...?

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[CELTIC1CALEY3]

Oh no he's not!

[+Gringo]

He jumped on the back of Gringo's moped and they sped North in pursuit of the star.

You'd never fit yer fat bestard. :015:

Happy Christmas you idiot....  :021: