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I am taking my flares.

I'll stick with shorts!! :party:

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I'm going to take a donkey, i'll call him.... gregory!!! charge the gypos £5 a go for a ride round

the sand pit.

You can't do that to a donkey! For £5 they'd be expecting conjugal rights and that wifie in the black isle that runs the animal sancuary would be after you. It would be better to tie a seat to Derek adam's back and see what we could saddle him with. After all, it worked with Tokely etc.

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Got ma beach balls all ready.  

Who is taking flares? Mind you don't get caught...

Please don't encourage these silly people.  We will all now suffer more searches than normal and nobody is impressed by this childish behaviour.  Let's just take a few beach balls and have a fun day out.  Flares/smoke bombs are not clever and they are not funny.

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It is time to sit back in our beach chairs with our sun hats on, and....... Chuck beachballs about and watch the game of beach football at the Global Sandpit. Sky Sports Beach HD will be there broadcasting live. It is time to start the Beah Party!!!

It is time to sit back in our beach chairs with our sun hats on, and....... Chuck beachballs about and watch the game of beach football at the Global Sandpit. Sky Sports Beach HD will be there broadcasting live. It is time to start the Beach Party!!!

Edited by HeScoresWhenHeWants

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