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1.You are driving a train from Glasgow to Irvine. You start out with 52 people on the train. 12 get off at Pailsey Gilmour Street and 3 get on. You get to Johnstone and 5 get off with 23 getting on. You reach Kilwinning and7 get off with 19 getting on. You then arrive at Irvine. What's the drivers name?

2.You are stranded in a cave on the side of everest. You have a good old porno mag in your bag and fancy choking your chicken, but you need light first. You have one match left. Which do you light first....... the candle, the parrifin lamp or a camp fire?

3.You are in a house where all the windows face south. You look out one of the windows to see a bear walking past, what colour is the bear?

4.Which of these coutries has the 4th of July: America or England?

5. Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?

6. How many animals of each sex did Moses take onto the ark?

7. You have three cars. You have two sons and two fathers. It is 1 person per car. How can you get them all in the cars?

8.There once was a lady who really liked pink. In her cozy, little one-story house,

everything was pink. Even her dog was pink. Her hair, her carpet, everything.

What color are her stairs?

PM me your answers and we'l see who is the most sane.

Guest Lauraness
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HAHAHAHAHA CHEEKY wee SO and SO!!!!!!! I am saner than a lot of yous crazy bunch of wackos called Julie!!!

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Oi sis thats not funny you know we cant help our problem we taake after dad to much and ermmm our alcohol consumption dont help us much ethier so genrally we are pretty much fecked !!!

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NEVER, EVER, blame the alcohol.

I'll stick up for you on most thins cuz, but not the blame on alcohol...

as a wise Homer Simpson said:

"Beer!, the cause, and solution to, all of lifes problems"

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My answers are:

1. Alex

2. Match

3. White

4. Both

5. 12

6. 1

7. They are Grandfather, father and son

8. Aint no feckin stirs

Aren't I brilliant.

All right apart from 7. the answer is it wasn't moses, it was noah who had the ark. You need to be reading your bible before bed my friend :004:

Thanks to all the people who PM'd me their answers. Scotty and Caley D are the only two to get it all right first time :021:

Guest Lauraness
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my answers were best anyway

Guest Lauraness
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the best kind of answer!!!

I am a genius dont you know....

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