County v Celtic Joke line

[BornCaley]

NEWS FLASH!

Cillit Bang have agreed to sponsor Ross County FC next season because of their sucessful record of removing green scum from cups.

boom tissssch!

[BornCaley]

Whats the difference between Celtic and a sheep

A sheep puts up some resistance before being pumped by Highlanders

[WYNESS101]

:wacko:

[TopSix]

Oxo have released a special edition green and while cube. It's called laughing stock.

[bauhaus]

Bloke walks into a brothel and says " I'm a bit kinky, how much for total humiliation? "

The madame replies " Just ? 32.50 "

"WOW" he replies, " what do I get for that "

" A CELTIC STRIP " she replies

[SeanSelkirk]

Cabinet polish and an empty trophy cabinet for sale just contact Neil Lennon on 202020

[TSTtiger]

celtic 0. ross county 2

[DJS]

Sales of benylin rocketed in Glasgow last Saturday due to an outbreak of irritating coffs.

[PullMyFinger]

Sales of benylin rocketed in Glasgow last Saturday due to an outbreak of irritating coffs.

:) That's what Willis was talkin' about!

[Guest Mahonio]

Here is a classic from a Hibs supporter i know and made me Lol.

Are you a Celtic fan? Depressed that your team hasn't won a trophy this season. We're here to help you. We've set a helpline up to get you through the hard times. Please call 0800 10 10 10. Thats 0800 won nothing, won nothing, won nothing.

:) :cry01: B)

[seoras]

NEWS FLASH!

Cillit Bang have agreed to sponsor Ross County FC next season because of their sucessful record of removing green scum from cups.

boom tissssch!

This includes Hibs too!

[+DoofersDad]

[maimie]

Billy Connelly, Westlife, Louis Walsh, Rod Stewart, Paulo Nutini, George Galloway, Jim Kerr, Guinness, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Tommy Sheridan, James McAvoy, Desmond from Lost, Peter Mullan, Tony Roper, Dominic Diamond, Shane McGowan, Noel Gallagher, Saw Doctors, Wayne Rooney, Dario Franchitti, John Higgins, Magners Cider, Paul McGinley, Pat Clinton, Susan Boyle, Scott Harrison, Bono, Nadine from Girls Aloud,T he remaining four members of Boyzone, Fran Healy, Kumnio, Dermot O leary, Didi lee dee Music, All of Asia, All of Boston, Henke Henrik The King The Number Seven Larsson, Shellsuit Bob, Gerard Butler, Him from City Lights, EK Celt, The IRA, The 18 Million who were in Seville, Jackie Macnamara, Jim Murphy.......

Your Bhoys Took a Helluva Beating

[MissICT]

:) hehe

Good one!

[TopSix]

NEWS FLASH!

Cillit Bang have agreed to sponsor Ross County FC next season because of their sucessful record of removing green scum from cups.

boom tissssch!

This includes Hibs too!

Well spotted.

[fraser]

Here is a classic from a Hibs supporter i know and made me Lol.

Are you a Celtic fan? Depressed that your team hasn't won a trophy this season. We're here to help you. We've set a helpline up to get you through the hard times. Please call 0800 10 10 10. Thats 0800 won nothing, won nothing, won nothing.

;)

I love this one. Absolutly quality

[Guest Mahonio]

Here is a classic from a Hibs supporter i know and made me Lol.

Are you a Celtic fan? Depressed that your team hasn't won a trophy this season. We're here to help you. We've set a helpline up to get you through the hard times. Please call 0800 10 10 10. Thats 0800 won nothing, won nothing, won nothing.

:D

I love this one. Absolutly quality

I laughed my head off when i got it and it wasn't long after our victory against QOS.

[Iain]

In breaking news the dust cloud closing all the airports in Britain has been traced to the man cleaning Celtics trophy cabinet.

[Kirishima]

In breaking news the dust cloud closing all the airports in Britain has been traced to the man cleaning Celtics trophy cabinet.

:D Good one!

[BornCaley]

Ulster now has 7 Counties after last Saturday, as they have adopted Ross County.

Edited April 15, 2010 by BornCaley