NEW SONG

[Granty24]

Caley thistle!!!! (tune of bob the builder)

a little bit of Rosscoe in our lives

a little bit of Wilson down the sides

a little bit of Rankin is what we need

a little bit of Black with his speed

a little bit of Dodsy in defence

a little bit of Broonie he's immense

a little bit of singing from the fans

a little bit of Dargo he's our man!!!!!!

PLEASE REPLY TO TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK

[+Gringo]

Most supporters can't handle the lyrics of Caley Caley clap clap clap so this new song will completly screw um up!

On a personal note - I like it a lot.

[buckett]

No no no!

It's "Caley, clap clap clap".

Just once, you see.

Can't handle the lyrics, indeed!!

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[Scotty]

Caley thistle!!!! (tune of bob the builder)

a little bit of Rosscoe in our lives

a little bit of Wilson down the sides

a little bit of Rankin is what we need

a little bit of Black with his speed

a little bit of Dodsy in defence

a little bit of Broonie he's immense

a little bit of singing from the fans

a little bit of Dargo he's our man!!!!!!

PLEASE REPLY TO TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK

reads like it should be to the tune of Mambo #5

[+CaleyD]

Caley thistle!!!! (tune of bob the builder)

a little bit of Rosscoe in our lives

a little bit of Wilson down the sides

a little bit of Rankin is what we need

a little bit of Black with his speed

a little bit of Dodsy in defence

a little bit of Broonie he's immense

a little bit of singing from the fans

a little bit of Dargo he's our man!!!!!!

PLEASE REPLY TO TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK

reads like it should be to the tune of Mambo #5

Was thinking that, or it'a a version of BtB I'm not familiar with (highly possible....honest!!!)

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

For Castle Greyskull it HAS to be:

Hello, Hello we are the Caley boys.

Hello, Hello ya know us buy our noise.

We are up to our necks in County blood.

Surrender or we'll die.

Cos we will follow the Caley.

CALEY - THISTLE - CALEY - THISTLE.

:001: :001:

[Dmacca]

Could any of those tunes be accompanied by the pipes?

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

Is that feckin Bristolian fer peeps?  :015: :015: :015: :015:

[Dmacca]

***** everytime i open my mouth i give the game away  :012:

[Guest Sandy Cromarty]

To the tune of 'Lady Euphemia McCrimmons Farewell to the 51st Ballachulish Slaters.

We are the ICT and we play Football

We play it it ootside and not in a Hall

And we play it with a Ball

And sometimes it gets very Caul

Clap Clap, clap clap clap.

[Heilandee]

To the tune of 'Lady Euphemia McCrimmons Farewell to the 51st Ballachulish Slaters.

Any idea if thats still available on CD?

[clacher_holiday2]

wow thats pretty embarrassing

[Guest Sandy Cromarty]

Yes Hielandee it's on ''Robbie Shepherds Greatest Hits on the Amafud Label.

[Heilandee]

  :003: Good ane Sandy, eh'v been looking for a copy for years,had an auld Uncle in the Slaters who was badly injured in the stramash at the great glen lock in of '52,thought this was probly deleted and unavailabe,aff doon toon to get maself a copy today

(are you involved in the running of Amafud)

[reefinweedallday]

For Castle Greyskull it HAS to be:

Hello, Hello we are the Caley boys.

Hello, Hello ya know us buy our noise.

We are up to our necks in County blood.

Surrender or we'll die.

Cos we will follow the Caley.

CALEY - THISTLE - CALEY - THISTLE.

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A Hun song for the Huns!!!!

[EWS]

You want a song to sing at Ibrox?

None other then The Flower of Scotland!  And watch them boo.

[918loyal]

Anything has to be better than... Caley, Clap Clap Clap  :017: :019:

Please, stop that horrible chant!

[Guest Get_off_the_park_Wyness!]

Once heard some neds singing "Brewster, dye your hair, Brewster Brewster dye your hair"

Or how about a reworked oldy- "There's only one Dennis Wyness, one Dennis Wyness, he used to be alright, but now he's sh"te, walking in a Wyness wonderland."

or to the tune of 'wonderwall' "And all the runs that Bazza makes are winding, and all the goals that Dargo scores are blinding" those are the only 2 lines I've come up with so far, anyone else want to do the rest of the work?  :023:

[EWS]

There must be something we can come up with for Spongebob Squarepass?

[Govan Jaggie]

Oh Barry Barry

Barry Barry Barry Methadone!

That is a wee favourite of mine!

Can we please make sure we sing this time.  We are always so quiet at Iborx and Celtic Park.  Do we feel intimidated or scared?  Why the **** should we.  Who cares if we are likely to be heard very well but the players can hear.

Care Free!!!

Oh to be!!!

and any others we come up with in the pub pre match!!!

[+Northern_jaggie]

tune of we'll be coming...

glory hunting,

glory hunting,

glory hunting c****** huns

your all t*t* your all bums your all glory hunting huns

we'll support our local team!

followed by "we;ll support our local team!"

[Tichy_Blacks_Back]

How about after today's result for the next time they come to town:

SATURDAY BL**DY SATURDAY

You can't believe the news today

You can't close your eyes and make it go away

How long, how long must you sing your songs

How long, how long must you sing your songs

How long? Tonight we can be as one.....1-0, 1-0, 1-0, 1-0.......

or maybe not.... :001:

PS - lyrical assistance from Mr Paul Hewson

[Guest kingkojak]

how bout this...

cheeer up paul le guen,

oh what can it mean,

to be a,

grey haired hun b*****d,

with a sh1te football team......

[Guest Get_off_the_park_Wyness!]

After yesterday..

"There's only one Ian Black, one Ian Black... he might be a wee man... but he thinks he's 'he man'... walking in a Blackie wonderland"

"There's only one, Graeme Bayne... One, Graeme Bayne... He used to be sh"te... but now he's alright... walking in a Bayney wonderland."

"He's fat, he's round, he'll mark you out of the ground, Darren Dodds, Darren Dodds"

(to my old mans an old man) "Craig Bresters an old man, he wears an old man's cap, he took over the arabs, and now they're flipping cr"p"

(to the grand old duke of york) "The baker of Dundee... had alot of gold... he gave it all, to Ian Mcall... and now they're about to fold"

"County rejects, County rejects are we are we are we" (to half our team!)