FAMILY CALEYNESS !!

[CaleyJulz]

The new caleyness family are as follows

GREAT GRANDAD MACK ........BICKMACK

GRANDAD......... IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

GRANNY ......... F**TBALLERS WIFE

MUMMY........ ....VON

DADDY..............MANN4THEJOB

BIG BRUVER.......CALEYD

BIG BRUVER2......KINGBEASTIE

BIG BRUVER 3 ....SCOTTY

TRIPLETS ...........LAURANESS.CALEYCHICK,CUTECALEYCHICK

LITTLE BRUVER....INTERTHENET JNR

LITTLE SISTER......CALEY4EVA

UNCLE..................UNCLE GRINGO

COUSIN 1 .............GRINGO_JNR

COUSIN ALEX....... EWS

COUSIN BROCHER....BROCHER1981

LONG LOST COUSIN FAE ACROSS THE POND .....HAMISH

AUNTIE KCJ...........IS LESLEY

UNCLE RIG........ RIG HE DONT KNOW YET THO

UNCLE ALEX.......ALEX MACLEOD

MAD UNCLE YOMPA.... YOMPA

COUSIN ICTRMD........ICTRMD

NOW IF YOU WISH TO JOIN THE MAD FAMILYNESS THEN YOU CAN DO SO BY CONTACT LAURENESS OR MYSELF NOW TO JOIN YOU MUST BE COMPLETELY NUTS .... OR WE WILL MAKE YOU

[Guest Lauraness]

yay hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha

[KingBeastie]

I'm confused - CCC is 30, Laura is 22 - I'm 28 yet I'm Big Bro!?

Ah feck it - who cares - lets have a familly p15s up!!

[Guest Lauraness]

YEH FAMILY P1SS UP!!!

it doesnt go by age, it goes by maturity...IHE being the exception he goes by age..

[CaleyJulz]

HEY BIG BRUV THTS THE BEST THING YA EVER SAID !!!

[Guest Von]

Yeah but I'm mum and I'm only feckin 35..............You've all heard i'm from Lanarkshire haven't you

[Guest Von]

So M4TJ.................was it good for you

[CaleyJulz]

ERMMMMMM ON OUR FAMILY DRINKING SESSIONS I HOPE THERE WILL BE NO BIG FAMILY SCARPS !!!

[Guest Lauraness]

hahahahahahahahaha it must have been good you had 7 kids

[Guest Von]

M4TJ asked me if the earth moved for me, and I told him no, but the wardrobe shook a bit :nuts:

[f*ballers wife]

Yeah but I'm mum and I'm only feckin 35..............You've all heard i'm from Lanarkshire haven't you

oh my!!!

voni babe, you're worried about being the mum..... i'm the FEKIN GRANNY! which is great if it goes on 'maturity', which, ccc, i am taking as a compliment!

the only real problem is that i've had to sleep wi howdi.... come on girl, do you dislike me THAT much!?!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Guest Lauraness]

F*ballerswife hehehehe we lub u...your our GA GA

you can pretend ya were married our OTHER granda.....who we havent figured out yet...

[Guest Lauraness]

GRANNY MEE IS PARTNER TO IHE...........and it rhymes

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

well, hunny bun, johnboy is getting a bit fresh with me, so maybe he should be grampa for a bit.... or maybe he should just give granny a bit!

oh my, i shouldnt be talking like that wi the berns aboot!

[CaleyJulz]

MUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BIG BRUV IS PICKING ON ME DADS IN THE PUB AGAIN !!! ITS JUT NOT FAIR IM GONNA RUN AWAYYYYY

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

come run away to grany's house sweeti, you'll be fine, once we get dad sober again, he;ll be fine!

[CaleyJulz]

OK GRANNY I DONT LIKE DAD DRUNK HE CALLS ME FUNNY NAMES LIKE TINKERBELL IN FRONT OF MY MATES CAN I GET SOME OF YER SOUP THAT ALWAYS MAKWS ME FEEL BETTER GRANNIES TATTIE SOUP

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

course you can sweeti, there's a pot on the raeburn as i type!

and dont worry about your dad, he calls me funny names too... but spookily enuf, tinkerbell is NOT one of them!

[Guest Von]

Don't worry about it, he calls me some strange names too but not when you weans are aboot

Now behave, it's steak pie for tea

[CaleyJulz]

THANKS GRANNY I WILL JSUT STAY THE NIGHT AS DAD WILL BE SOBER IN THE MORNING CAUSE MUM SAID SHE WILL KICK HIS ARSE IF NOT !!

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

no prob sweeti, stay at granys as long as you like! grany's door is always open!

except for your uncle gringo who takes the p1ss out of my spoon collection! :evil:

[Guest Von]

Now now, leave yer uncle gringo alone, he can't help it :roll:

So who's all for steak pie then. I've made plenty so I hope yer hungry, but no pudding if you don't eat your veg :evil:

[CaleyJulz]

mummy i always eat my veg (i really hope the family mut sits t my end of he table lol ) mummy whats for pudding i like uncle gringo he always says im his fave niece

[Guest Von]

Got a choice of fresh fruit salad with cream or of course........trifle

[tm4tj]

pass the gravy mum