Water v Alcohol

[Alex MacLeod]

IT HAS BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN THAT IF

WE DRINK 1 LITER OF WATER EACH DAY, AT THE END OF

THE YEAR WE WOULD HAVE ABSORBED MORE THAN 1 KILO

OF ESCHERICHIA COLI BACTERIA FOUND IN FAECES,

IN OTHER WORDS, WE ARE CONSUMING 1 KILO OF SH!T.

HOWEVER, WE DO NOT RUN THAT RISK WHEN DRINKING RUM,

WHISKEY, BEER OR OTHER LIQUORS BECAUSE ALCOHOL HAS

TO GO THROUGH A DISTILLATION PROCESS OF BOILING,

FILTERING AND FERMENTING.

IT IS MY DUTY TO COMMUNICATE TO ALL OF YOU PEOPLE

WHO ARE DRINKING WATER TO STOP DOING SO; IT HAS BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN

THAT IT IS UNHEALTHY AND BAD FOR YOU.

WATER = SH!T,

ALCOHOL = HEALTH

FREE YOURSELF OF SH!T: DRINK ALCOHOL!!!

IT IS BETTER TO DRINK ALCOHOL AND TALK SH!T

THAN TO DRINK WATER AND BE FULL OF SH!T....

[dead_ball_specialist]

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole is maintained or even improved by the regular culling of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can operate only as fast as the slowest brain cells through which the electrical signals pass. Recent epidemiological studies have shown that while excessive intake of alcohol kills off brain cells, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

Thus, regular consumption of beer helps eliminate the weaker cells, constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. The result of this in-depth study verifies and validates the causal link between all-weekend parties and job related performance.

It also explains why, after a few short years of leaving a university and getting married, most professionals cannot keep up with the performance of the new graduates.

Only those few that stick to the strict regimen of voracious alcoholic consumption can maintain the intellectual levels that they achieve during their college years.

So, this is a call to arms. As our country is losing its technological edge, we must not shudder in our homes. Get back into the bars. Quaff that pint.Your company and country need you to be at your peak, and you shouldn't deny yourself the career that you could have.

Take life by the bottle and be all that you can be.

Forward this to all of your friends, acquaintances and co-workers that may be in danger of losing their edge.

[Tichy_Blacks_Back]

IT HAS BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN THAT IF

WE DRINK 1 LITER OF WATER EACH DAY, AT THE END OF

THE YEAR WE WOULD HAVE ABSORBED MORE THAN 1 KILO

OF ESCHERICHIA COLI BACTERIA FOUND IN FAECES,

IN OTHER WORDS, WE ARE CONSUMING 1 KILO OF SH!T.

HOWEVER, WE DO NOT RUN THAT RISK WHEN DRINKING RUM,

WHISKEY, BEER OR OTHER LIQUORS BECAUSE ALCOHOL HAS

TO GO THROUGH A DISTILLATION PROCESS OF BOILING,

FILTERING AND FERMENTING.

IT IS MY DUTY TO COMMUNICATE TO ALL OF YOU PEOPLE

WHO ARE DRINKING WATER TO STOP DOING SO; IT HAS BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN

THAT IT IS UNHEALTHY AND BAD FOR YOU.

WATER = SH!T,

ALCOHOL = HEALTH

FREE YOURSELF OF SH!T: DRINK ALCOHOL!!!

IT IS BETTER TO DRINK ALCOHOL AND TALK SH!T

THAN TO DRINK WATER AND BE FULL OF SH!T....

Alex - don't know where you get your water from but I would start boiling it if I were you....

[Alex MacLeod]

All Scottish water comes from the hills where sheep and deer sh!t in it so my choice will always be to quench my thirst in single malt.

[SMEE]

Next time i see a deer or sheep...am gonna kick the filthy *******. Teach em to take a dump in my water!

[Heilandee]

So....if i drank whiskey AND water,I'd have to take the **** but i just wouldn't care eh?

[Alex MacLeod]

So....if i drank whiskey AND water,I'd have to take the **** but i just wouldn't care eh?

If the man who invented whisky wanted you to put water in it he'd a done it himself and made even more money.