Falkirk / Midden Tactics

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

Well, if they are all fit, it is a shure bet what the starting X1 is going to be and CC appears to have finally sussed out a system. But there are a few resolutions that some of the players should be considering fer 2008:

BROWNIE - Practice penalties - Some of his saving attempts resemble my feckin efforts on Fifa 2007.  :015: :015:

ROSSCOE - Back on the Brewster diet and training manual - perhaps some professional osteopathy as well. He looks as stiff as a feckin pensioner at times.

DODS and MUNRO - Some video watching of Blobby Mann and some cut out figures of Rankin, Black and Wilson  10-20 foot in front of them and directions to find their feckin feet.

HASTINGS - To be shown that full backs can actually go past the opposition 18 yard line and that there is another feckin line closer to the feckin corners.

BAZZA - Back on the Brewster diet and training manual - A Keep feckin right sign as well.

BLACK - A book on how to channel yer adrenaline - or how to kick cnuts professionally and get away with it - written by Darren Dods. A firm role to play deep and playmake.

McBAIN - An implant that allows him to look and think first and to follow Hastings to the feckin bye line.

RANKIN - A permanent position in a permanent system. A Bazza type role on the left and freedom to smack the fecker at goals at his liberty.

DARGO - An injury free run and to adapt a psychie that informs some of the others that he is on the move and in a clear passing position.

WYNESS - Some goals to enhance his confidence.

BAYNE - To watch the Hun game video and seewhat he can do if he thinks about it.

CC - a free telephone connection to maself for advice and direction.

MASELF - I am going to stop winding people up.  :001:

[tm4tj]

hmmmnn

It all seemed plausible until the last line :015:

[tm4tj]

My views are fairly similar Mr Ender.

Brown and penalties, hmmnn, why does he always go the opposite way from the ball, it's a mystery.

Rossco getting a lot of slagging this season, leave him alone, he is grafting away and still finds the time to get forward although his distribution is woeful at times.

Dods, Indian summer springs to mind, three goals in recent games is not a bad return for a stopper, agree about his didtribution, he tends to kick the ball the way he is facing, just as well he was facing the goals on Wednesday.

Grantie, had a fabulous game against Rangers, distribution again not his strong point but the occasional long diagonal ball finds Bazza, must watch Bobby's video.

Hastings is now showing his worth on the left wingback role, if only he could hit the byeline more and deliver a telling cross more often, we would then get the benefits of his marathon sessions, these high hanging crosses are bread and butter for most keepers, but then again, theres always Zibi and Higgins :015:

Bazza, sometimes much maligned, but he is still the man most likely to drift past defenders and have a pop, no wonder he tires, he does put in a good shift most games, when he is in the mood, we look good.

Blackie, this boy is a must for the team selection, can outjump six foot six inch centre halfs, is good on the ball, tackles........sometimes good, sometimes bad, has an attitude, or is it wee boy chip on the shoulder syndrome, but sometimes you need that, it is part of his game, it is his motivation, take that out of the boy and we would be having another invisible man, channeled aggresion is the way forward for him and display all the talents that he undoubtedly possesses.

                        Yes, the invisible man, he has had some slagging recently and maybe some justified, need an end product from him which makes me think Morgan could do this job and give us an extra goal threat.

Rankin, the new goalden boy, well done for sticking with it son. You were anonymous for the first dozen games but if you take more responsibilities you can go on to become a very important player for us. Always look to get in the left foot dig, but a bit shot shy on the right foot, however, you gave us a night to remember on Wednesday, keep it up.

Bayne, fantastic stuff against the big money boys, not always the most silky but gives his all every game, keep plugging away and surely the goals will come, you have a lot of people needing some humble pie, let them eat it.

Wyness, always great at holding the ball up, seldom wastes it and if there is any defender who can stop the scoop-double shuffle fairly I have yet to see him. They know its coming but they still can't help themselves. We must get the ball to Denzil below neck height and he will do the rest. Unlucky not to score in recent weeks but the goals will come.

Dargo, fully fit and buzzing will be a threat to any defence with his pace, good running off the ball, just wonder if he wants to be here or the lure of the lira will take him elsewhere, but as shown on Wed, there will be life after Dargo.

10CC, keep dodging the rubber bullets and learn to live with the slaggings that go with the job and you will earn a Carribean break.........a sort of dreadlock holiday.

enjoy it while it is here.

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You feckin agree  :017:

[Johnboy]

Quote from TM4TJ....

Brown and penalties, hmmnn, why does he always go the opposite way from the ball, it's a mystery.

He goes the opposite way approximately 30 seconds after the kick's been taken.... very strange..!!

[tm4tj]

Yes, I have noticed this, maybe it is to stop the goal scorer from running into him and poleaxing him.

One day, just one day Broonie will go to his left and the ball might just be there in front of him.

[strathyjags]

oh well at least if brown ends up at hibs/falkirk we know if we get a pen agaisnt either,next season it wont be saved  :015: :023:

[beachcomber]

there needs to be a cunning plan to shackle Stokes and Latapy tomorrow - they're feckin lethal

[Scotty]

there needs to be a cunning plan to shackle Stokes and Latapy tomorrow - they're feckin lethal

totally agree - Stokes will be looking to go out with a bang rather than a whimper ... so we need someone to make him whimper  :004:

[Johnboy]

Blackie will have the two of them well marked by the end of the match..!!    :001:

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Latapy is bound to have been on the pish at this time of year.

[Guest 1MORESEASONBLACK]

Bayne, fantastic stuff against the big money boys, not always the most silky but gives his all every game, keep plugging away and surely the goals will come, you have a lot of people needing some humble pie, let them eat it.

Dargo, fully fit and buzzing will be a threat to any defence with his pace, good running off the ball, just wonder if he wants to be here or the lure of the lira will take him elsewhere, but as shown on Wed, there will be life after Dargo.

Tactics are limited for the next two games, well upfront anyway. Bayne did fantastic on Wednesday against a defense that has been well documented as been woeful aerially. The next two defences are a completely different proposition - big and more physical than Bayne - play the long ball at our peril.

Wyness is a must can keep the ball on the ground where we need it. I would certainly like to see McSwegan get a run out soon if he can stay injury free. If Dargo leaves we are foooked - take dargo out of the equation our defence has a better scoring record than our forward line - now if that doesnt tell a story then .........i dont know

[buckett]

Yeah - let's try blootering the ball up the park and see if Bayne gets it!

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[CaleyD]

When it comes to penalties Brown is a very misunderstood character....it's obvious he dives the wrong way in order to try and put the penalty taker off.

[Hoof Hearted]

Latapy is bound to have been on the pish at this time of year.

First up whats with the Midden pish  :015:

Anyway my mate was on xmas nite out in glasgow recently and popped out for a smoke, it was a friday night and who did he meet ? Latapy ............... having a fag & alledegey he had a few beers as well  :004:

Oh and he was playing the next day (badly).

The moral stop latapy  you stop Falkirk  :023: We did  :001:

[clacher_holiday2]

whatever we do against falkirk we cant sit back and do our best on the break, sure thats what we tried first 75 minutes up in inverness and we went 2-0 down. 

we need to go on the offensive again, 4-3-3, fist them 3-2 all over again  :022:

as for st mirren,i dont really care!