Olde Jokes

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Well he is old and he is a joke but not as big a dick as you would think

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Highland Stag Do ?

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It's funny no one has got out to shoo them away!

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On 11/15/2015 at 0:03 PM, 12th Man said:

Then why don't I get a like ya miser. :-)

 

Im giving you a like...for the use of the word "miser"....a word, i havent witnessed in use for probably 20+ Yrs :)

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On 27/02/2016 at 2:20 PM, IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER said:

Highland Stag Do ?

I once saw two pheasants fighting for the territory of the A9 near Tomatin.

Two weeks later the winner was looking very flat.

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On 28/02/2016 at 3:29 PM, SMEE said:

Im giving you a like...for the use of the word "miser"....a word, i havent witnessed in use for probably 20+ Yrs :)

Jings.

[Charles Bannerman]

On ‎4‎/‎14‎/‎2016 at 2:41 PM, IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER said:

You couldn't make that up! Hilarious!

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C.B.  All I can say is ....":All is forgiven"   Ha! Ha! Ha!

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It's the old bridge at Sligaghan on Skye where on a bad day you get eaten alive by the midge and have to race into the hotel for cover (or a drink), it might be the hotel that produces them 

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Our clever and artistic IHE could also be quite a spender

Especially if he's on a bender when, methinks, he may like a drink or two

"Well," he'd say. "Isn't it true -  that's really up to you. I get my inspiration from my friends right up there in the bright blue sky. And the rest comes  from pleasing you, foreby."

Oops,gotta go! The pipes are calling and it's getting late and my wife is tellin' me that my porridge is on the plate.

Nae fish for me the nicht, the Ness is in full spate......Och!

 

 

 

 

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Another brilliant newspaper clipping

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The lion looks the guilty one to me!