Foot 'n Mouth disease....

[Johnboy]

I sincerely hope the new outbreaks of foot & mouth disease in the south of England won't create a fresh outbreak of awful jokes/poem like this one.....

Mary had a little lamb

Its mouth was full of blisters

now it's on a barbecue pyre

with all its brothers and sisters

Mary's lamb had foot and mouth

The vet he came and shot it

But mary's dad had shagged it first

And now her mother's got it

[+Wanderer]

...yet another foot in mouth outbreak. Will they never learn?

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[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

What about foot in the mouth football quotes. Somre of my faves are:

"He reminds me of a completely different version of Robbie Earle."

Mark Lawrenson

"I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country."

Ian Rush on his spell at Juventus

"If it stays as it is I can't see it altering."

Graham Taylor

I like ma quotes - hit me with them  :001:

[Johnboy]

"His return gives England another key to its bow"

Stuart Pearce.....

"A late consolation goal for Middlesbrough" - "They won't take any consolation from that"

Ray Stubbs

"I'll leave the atmosphere to your imagination but you can literally touch it"

Elton Welsby