New Striker for St Midden game

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I am reliably informed that Orion Enterprises are financing the first footballer transplant in the world in response to the Motherwell debacle. They have invited to perform an operation on two players - using the most useful pieces of their anatomy, bone structure and grey matter. The players details are in preparation for installation on Wikepedia and I am delighted to provide you with a sneak preview:

Mariham Baynulae (born 19 July 1980, in Bucharest but moved to Kirkcaldy during schooling} is a Romanian/Scottish professional footballer currently playing for Scottish Premier League club Inverness Caledonian Thistle in the Scottish Highlands.

Baynulae joined Inverness from Bundesliga side FSV Mainz. Baynulae is a striker, and wears the much-coveted number 69 shirt.His former clubs include Dinamo Bucharest, Ross County,Sporting Lisbon, Raith Rovers, Arbroath and Standard Li?ge and Dundee.

Mariham has played over 400 games in his career and netted 80 times. He was involved in controversy in the late 1990's when he was involved in a political storm over which country to play international football for. He eventually plumped for Romania, earning 28 caps and netting 12 goals.

Baynulae is described as a "players' player" with experience, advanced technique and ball skills, advanced vision and positional sense yet also a mobile grafter who will run all day.

The club have assured relatives that the transplant will be duplicated and although the cast offs have been saved and also restored into a human body - the individual is not intelligent enuff or fit enuff to be a professional footballer. Despite the evident flaws and deficits it is likely that Graius Nice will make an improved Chief Executive.

[chris123]

Sorted

[gordyfromsneck]

Well certainly the mobility will improve...

[wyness_is_god]

Mariham Baynulae 

Can they postpone this footballer transplant and instead go for a manager transplant involving Craex brewsterguson  :001:

[clacher_holiday2]

I think hes saying he agrees we should be playing Marius and Bayne together up front.

When ICT players get injured or sent off it usually takes them about 8 matches to return to the side, shame I'll have to wait a few more months...

[tm4tj]

Is there a managerial transposition on the horizon?

One that can see the problems on the pitch and make changes to the formation to enable enhancements to work within a restricted period???

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Do you mean that we are thinking of employing John Charles Brewsterston or " CC Pelrewbo" as he is more affectionately referred to.